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realgreendress

@realgreendress@beige.party
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wanna be my worstie?

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Joined October 11, 2025
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 22h ago
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I bought a new (to me) Nissan Leaf at the end of the summer. It's working out pretty well especially with all the money I'm not spending on gas. But I can't wait to see what color it changes to.
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Apparently it will be about $6k for sky writing. But possibly under $1k for a banner. So tempted to have one say "fucking finally" when it happens
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 4mo ago

Don't estimate me.

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Internet people- I don't want to rely on meds. It's so unnatural.

Me, at the doctor- is there a pill for this or do I actually have to work on it?

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Have you tried AI?
It's worse at your job than you are

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 4mo ago

You want to be an engineer?
Then why am I putting together the ikea dresser?

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 4mo ago

The restaurant I went to had all gender bathrooms, but they were single occupancy so I couldn't make it weird.

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 6mo ago

The inventor of bacon donuts had a very specific clientele in mind

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Anyone else wondering why RFK jr sounds like Trump looks?

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 4mo ago

I have no intention of using ai but I don't know how else to determine if Star Trek invented mpreg

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 4mo ago

I just Denethor'd all over my shirt

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago

"You can't just agree with me. You have to say, 'you were right; I was wrong.'"

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 7mo ago

"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away"

Snow White- FuuuckKk

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 6mo ago

If you say something; see something

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 6mo ago

White people can't do black face. It's absolutely racist.

Try white face.
Be a mime and shut the hell up.

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 4mo ago

Just explained what 'streaking' is to my 11 yr old.
In other news, my 11yr old has started a bucket list.

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago

quote of the night: then we will just have chains; for normal reasons

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Every Star Trek must have a character everyone hates. If a series lacks one; they just add Worf to it.

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 6mo ago

Got takis extreme lime. Now I need a shot of tequila to wash them down

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Discussing Chronic Pain
@ReignOfRaining@transfem.social there are improvements to be made and treatments that help. Unfortunately it is all hard work that requires relative consistency and a doctor who listens. And the set backs are very disheartening.
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 2mo ago
I should read descriptions more. Got the fancy AI Surface Pro. It isn't a mop ?!? Luckily I have a way to write this but I still have to clean
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 4mo ago

Another trip dropping of stray animals at Nebius AI site.

It's the only thing Independence city government cares about so maybe something will be done.

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 4mo ago

Sorry I couldn't finish your rhythym mini game. I don't know the breeds of buttons

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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@potterybyosa@mastodon.social oooo. Pretty
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@SemAntiKast@openbiblio.social like a couch cushion
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@glasspusher@beige.party no one does. They are trying too build an ai center here because they figured they could make living in missouri worse
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@NWengrov@tooot.im I need a sad reaction. Guess you can't tell your boss you could do your job better if you didn't have to babysit the ai
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 8mo ago
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@mistakenotmy@mastodon.social he is one of those immigrants we actually want to get rid of. Send him away in his trash truck
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@null_hypothesis@mas.to I might have to google to get it
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@null_hypothesis@mas.to My whole confusion was thinking this was in response to a different post
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realgreendress @realgreendress@beige.party
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@masto@masto.masto.com everyone has a version you have to figure out how to opt out of
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