realgreendress
wanna be my worstie?
Internet people- I don't want to rely on meds. It's so unnatural.
Me, at the doctor- is there a pill for this or do I actually have to work on it?
Have you tried AI?
It's worse at your job than you are
You want to be an engineer?
Then why am I putting together the ikea dresser?
The restaurant I went to had all gender bathrooms, but they were single occupancy so I couldn't make it weird.
The inventor of bacon donuts had a very specific clientele in mind
Anyone else wondering why RFK jr sounds like Trump looks?
I have no intention of using ai but I don't know how else to determine if Star Trek invented mpreg
"You can't just agree with me. You have to say, 'you were right; I was wrong.'"
"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
Snow White- FuuuckKk
White people can't do black face. It's absolutely racist.
Try white face.
Be a mime and shut the hell up.
Just explained what 'streaking' is to my 11 yr old.
In other news, my 11yr old has started a bucket list.
quote of the night: then we will just have chains; for normal reasons
Every Star Trek must have a character everyone hates. If a series lacks one; they just add Worf to it.
Got takis extreme lime. Now I need a shot of tequila to wash them down
Another trip dropping of stray animals at Nebius AI site.
It's the only thing Independence city government cares about so maybe something will be done.
Sorry I couldn't finish your rhythym mini game. I don't know the breeds of buttons