A selection from patch notes for new #CrusaderKings3 hotfix for your enjoyment:
- Bears now roam Siberia and India, bearware!
- Cannibals who also enjoy collecting Cranial Trophies will now save the skull of their prisoner after devouring the rest
- East Asian cultures will no longer discuss which geometrical shape is the most godly
- Nudists will no longer be mad if you steal their clothes.
Ponda
Shooting at the stars, with minigun
I'm an amazing influencer, Paradox will contact me with early access for their next game any time now! [clearly delirious]
Hey @thelinuxEXP@mastodon.social, are you going to make a Linux survey for 2025, as a follow up to your previous survey from... ugh... some time ago?
30 years ago, in 1995, https://spork.org was established to celebrate the invention of spork: "a perfect metaphor for human existance. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both". I highly recommend a video of Terry turning spork into a foon while somebody talks about śmietana in the background.
King Arthur presumably lived in V/VI century, Mulan comes from IV – VI… so they could've met! If they travelled half the world, that is. But the cross-over is now in my headcanon.
