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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06did you know? did you know that whenever you sauce on pasta, taste sauce pasta, this... this because sauce and taste pasta and sauce is how the pasta taste when you sauce on pasta
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Joined April 29, 2025
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taste sauce:
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#Corgi life stages: a visual guide
0-1: puppy
1-3: puppy
3-9: puppy
9 and up: puppy
#dog #dogsofmastodon
Birthday boy! #dog #corgi #dogsofmastodon
I forgot why I don’t usually have him help me with the yard work. It looks like he just got done double-phisting the Phillie Phanatic. #dog #corgi #dogsofmastodon
I was finally able to convince the old boy to head into the woods again #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon
Relax level: ♾️ #corgi #dogsofmastodon #dog
He’s always so nice to the wildlife that comes to visit #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon
“Patient presents as a healthy canine, 12 YOA, for annual physical exam. All physical screenings indicate normal health. Tech noted signs of anxiety but positive disposition.”
He’s officially a good boy. #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon
4-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/hot sauce
I was a policy wonk :( #knowledgefight
Babies!
Don't say #Gritty didn’t warn you, Pittsburgh
Just like my career! And my credit! And my net worth!
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange tbf that’s a bit of a silly comparison.
cron jobs are usually lightweight and reliable.
RE: @newsguyusa@flipboard.social
Best wishes to the condition
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@taylorlorenz@mastodon.social and yet here I sit with 2500 hours of Binding of Isaac logged to my Steam account. And somehow I’m not addicted to crack
Edit: yet
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@bvibber@wikis.world Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one!
A union, I mean…
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@maxleibman@beige.party that’s why you use the HOT tap for brushing, of course
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@tommi@pan.rent Thank you both. To combat what I’m sure will be a flood of terfs and “enlightened non-politicos” coming your way, I’ll hop on the pile of folks fully supporting you.
Real shame that framework decided to double down on what should’ve really just been a one-time deficiency in corporate governance policies, and turned it into a philosophical conflict with much of their community.
Kudos to Aurora and the greater Chicago area for giving #KnowledgeFight the send off they deserved.
My grocery store is out of off-brand orange flavored seltzer so I had to buy Lacroix like some kinda billionaire
I meet Chipotle’s definition of a core customer and have never once consumed their product or even stepped inside a Chipotle.
Even in a rural food desert area I have healthier options that I could get for around the same cost. And I can usually make a couple meals out of those instead of having to “just ask for more.”
In my limited and hyper localized experience I have no idea how they’re still around.
RE: @newsguyusa@flipboard.social
If I ever have a stash of liquor with my name literally written on it I give you permission to infect me with the hentai virus or whatever pandemic we’re working on at the time
RE: @arstechnica@mastodon.social
Drug test Ryan Cohen. And CEOs in general
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@Sheril@mastodon.social very much reminded me of the ending of evangelion. Anime nerd lore, in case you’re unfamiliar with it