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Max L
@petabites@mastodon.world
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Joined December 20, 2022
"Pull my Finger." ~Knights of the Roundtable
#FictionalCharactersSlogans#HashTagGames
When You Can't Scratch, Yourself.
~Betty Crocker
#FictionalCharactersSlogans#HashTagGames
The Mostest Dangerous Game
#HyberbolicMovies#HashTagGames
Replying to
@paul@oldfriends.live
it's not just you. It was 10:10pm EST for everybody else in that time zone, when you asked...
Kumar Feel The Noize
#InternationalSandwichASong#HashTagGames
Ring Around The Rosie
#StarTrekDanceParty#HashTagGames
Way Proactive
#FightProcrastinationASong
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Murder on the Pineapple Express
#PizzaMysteryBooks#HashTagGames
Good riddance -- to everyone and everything associated with this abomination:
https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/08/sport/liv-golf-files-bankruptcy?Date=20260908&Profile=CNN&utm_content=1788910636&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
__www.cnn.com/2026/09/08/sport/liv-golf-files-bankruptcy
#HillBillyTVShows
Hoe Down-ton Abbey
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@palin@mastodon.social
Flock cameras are being cut down across Houston.
the story has made a couple of the major 5pm news stations this week.
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@autolycos@beige.party
you can lead a horse to water, but if you want some excitement, get behind and start pushing.
The Candy Man (Sammy Davis Jr.)
#1960sLifeASongOrPoem#HashTagGames
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I got a 1965 Lear Jet 8-track car player with a snipped capacitor -- approaching the size of an AC capacitor -- when you are (seriously) ready for a challenge.
- Bill Lear was a genius
"Soylent Green is Purple!"
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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the Dust Bunnies joined forces, and brooms must be replaced by flame throwers.
#ZombifyAHouseholdChore#HashTagGames
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@paul@oldfriends.live
is that a DeWalt drill to make some noise, if the kitty gets in your way?
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@adhdeanasl@beige.party @HamonWry@mastodon.world
we called that second, round one a "Vallit Key"
- for when we never had someone else park our car, at the country club my town didn't have.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win
I want an AI-powered microwave that runs a 15 second self-cleaning operation to interfere with the 2.4MHz band, every time it detects someone connecting a legacy 802.11n device or router next door that invades the air space here...
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@AaronDavid@beige.party
da-da-dah da-da-dah da-da-dah
back then on every Friday afternoon at 3:45 ... I watched the 2013 Samsung LTE phone on my desk turn into a 3G phone ... and by 4pm my oversold T-mobile connection Smartphone made that terrible speaker sound ... and it became a 2G paperweight for the next couple hours
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@futurebird@sauropods.win
I lived in a place where it truly rained most weekends, and everybody there was convinced it was the M-F rush hour traffic cycle of pollution.
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never read the comments (TM)
- it might be nice if they at least watched the first two minutes, the last two or three minutes, and the middle section about the costs involved.
No Aunt Jović
#PizzaMysteryBooks#HashTagGames
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@HamonWry@mastodon.world
and by 2009 that meant a 25% higher chance of a false flat tire warning light because of a dead, two dollar CR-2032 battery for a full size tire's wireless sensor -- that costs over a hundred dollars to replace and "reprogram" 🙄
Catnap on a Hot Tin Roof
#SweetDreamsABookOrPlay
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@EricBono@beige.party
Pearled Barley isn't just for restaurants, any more. Uh oh, I feel a song coming on...
won't you come home Pearled Barley, won't you come home?"
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@futurebird@sauropods.win
I turned my brain off an hour ago after reading the ingredients list on Science Diet for dogs, and the third listed content in my dog's cereal was "fly maggots"
(the 4th one was corn meal, like that helps)
__www.hillspet.com/dog-food/science-diet-adult-sensitive-stomach-skin-pollock-insect-dry
#DriedBlackSoldier #FlyLarvae
#70sMoviesTaughtMe
it wasn't just songs for a horse with no name
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#OrchardASongOrPoem
There was an old lady
who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled
and tiggled in cider.
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it's clowns like this guy, who give bad clowns a bad name
https://people.com/teen-dressed-in-clown-costume-in-custody-following-homicide-12035219?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
__www.people.com/teen-dressed-in-clown-costume-in-custody-following-homicide-12035219
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@foone@digipres.club
what's it say 4,195,835 divided by 3,145,727 is?
(my obligatory FDIV bug reply, for the third time)
#primeNumbers
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@paul@oldfriends.live
lol, I used to know what 1 or 2am felt like... #fun
but these days, 10:10pm Eastern time always feels late (even on Chicago time) to me 🤷♂️
you do not want the Office of Serious Fraud investigating your company.
https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/indias-serious-fraud-office-recommends-detailed-probe-into-xiaomis-business-2026-09-09/
(next thing you know, the Ministry of Silly Walks will be looking into your operations)
__www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/indias-serious-fraud-office...
hey Paul, since this might go through your neck of the woods ... does a package routing through West Virginia from Allentown toward Cin'ti make any sense to you?
(from the last Ohio destination in the screen shot, it made it to Houston's big airport 2 hours later -- three hours, adding time zone change)
- would Wilmington have an airport for heavy planes, or did it probably go back to Kentucky to fly out of CVG
Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
#ForagersASongOrPoem#HashtagGames
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@paul@oldfriends.live
holy cow!
I just was perplexed by the last-hop logistics (should have zoomed in further with Maps, when I looked up the city!)
Thanks, Paul...
"When the Moon Hit Your Eye (Like a Big Pizza Pie)
That's A Moray"
#PizzaMysteryBooks#HashTagGames
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Mancini considered himself an arranger, first and foremost.
(the dozen or so top arrangers always considered their craft to be far above merely composing an award winning song)
- the belief being, that anyone can come up with a catchy tune 🤔