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pasture (Unhinged)
@pasture@nerv.st
pleroma 2.9.1-187-gb082e1f8-developwhy couple yourself with reality when you could just .. not
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Me vs. some fuckass who thinks that Mehmed II, medieval Sultan of the Ottoman Empire and conqueror of Constantinople, was making Facebook posts. Who will win???
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do you guys think that kitboga is cucked enough to feel bad about the incredible shame he brought upon the Indian nation
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listen bro I submitted a vibe coded pull request and my chud boss rejected it so we've all just gotta accept that we have absolutely no fucking clue what's going into prod anymore https://www.heavybit.com/library/article/write-only-code
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>shit hotel wifi
>open start menu
>type P O W E R
>loading
>white page
>open start menu
>type P O W E R
>loading
>white page
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the powers that be giving me a migraine to keep a sister down
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starting a new youtube channel called nigga byte gaming
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wishing a very "how was your weekend" to a particular Maori fruit co-op
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@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co me when my spouse tells me they've been eating ass behind my back and got rat shit disease
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Boosted by @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co
God spoke to me today (I'm schizophrenic) and told me the following:
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Hmm, I wonder what he meant by this. 🤔
Praise be! 🫡😊
Lots of love in Christ,
Pasture
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Yes, you can pay for your order of $257.04 over time! I did not fucking ask you incestuous usury worshipping cunts
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wow i've been looking forward to paralives for years. time to buy it and then forget to play it for 6 months
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MAKING JOKES ABOUT THE GAY? IN *PRIDE MONTH*? BANNED.
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Replying to
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co what did they have for black history month? fried chicken, watermelon, and kool-aid?
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HELLO MASTODON,
TODAY'S SELECTED FOOD GROUP IS ====> FATS AND OILS
PLEASE CONSUME A LOT OF THEM. 🙇♀️
THANK YOU,
PASTURE
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Replying to
@KaiserKitty@clubcyberia.co consume carbohydrate and shut the fuck up sheeple engineer, we are shipping faster than ever before
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