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Nathaniel Swigger

@nswigger@mstdn.party
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I’m just a political scientist living in an idyllic Midwestern town…watching the apocalypse happen

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Joined November 23, 2022
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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago
Student: “So Elon Musk is a trillionaire?” Me: “Yup.” Student: “How did he get that much money?” Me: “Well, he doesn’t really have a trillion dollars cash. He just owns a lot of stock in companies that are valued at a trillion dollars.” Student: “So those companies make huge profits?” Me: “Oh gosh no. They all lose billions of dollars a year. All of them. Huge losses.” The Economist headline: “Gen Z Mysteriously Hates Capitalism and No One Can Figure Out Why.”
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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 6mo ago

If you can’t boycott the likes of Harry Potter and Chick Fil A, just go ahead and admit you’ll never boycott anything. Ever. In fact, just admit you’ll never actually *do* anything about any of your political beliefs. Ever.

Because, come on, boycotting those things is easier and costs less than posting on Mastadon.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

“With every other technology boom people were happy and excited, but for some mystifying reason that’s not true of AI.”

Sweetiebear, are you still confused about why New Coke failed?

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/technology/ai-boom-backlash.html

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 6mo ago

The things about being an AI “skeptic” is that…well…shouldn’t everyone be a skeptic? The entire AI pitch is “here’s a magic black box that will solve all your problems and don’t worry if it loses money and wastes resources today because any second now it will make you immortal.”

Yeah, that sounds like something you *should* be skeptical about.

https://www.wheresyoured.at/why-are-we-still-doing-this/

Why Are We Still Doing This?
Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At

Why Are We Still Doing This?

Hi! If you like this piece and want to support my work, please subscribe to my premium newsletter. It’s $70 a year, or $7 a month, and in return you get a weekly newsletter that’s usually anywhere from 5000 to 185,000 words, including vast, extremely detailed analyses

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

Youth sports in this country is so fucked up. This story is especially egregious because it’s so easy to create a monopoly in hockey (how many ice rinks are there in town?) and use it to fuck over kids and parents. But it’s not unique. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2026/05/07/lord-of-the-rinks-black-bear-youth-hockey/89503875007/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 5mo ago
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@samlitzinger This headline is false. Trump never interacts with reality.
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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@peter Luckily data centers are very easy to build and hold their value indefinitely. Hang on, someone’s handing me a note. … … Oh fuck.
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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

In 2020 I had first-year students do an election prediction assignment. A bunch of them, using nothing but publicly available polling, accurately predicted the winner of every state.

The 2020 result was only surprising to a pathological narcissist and everyone in that narcissist’s cult.

And, no, I don’t care if you really believe or you’re just performing belief to maintain good standing in the cult. That distinction doesn’t matter.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

These people are high on their own farts. SV is full of people who are totally confident that someone else will magically invent the thing they just promised will totally be available in 6 months. Or a year. Or maybe two years. But trust them, it’s definitely coming and will basically be Star Trek. But just keep that sweet, sweet VC money coming, please.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/opinion/ai-labor-work-force-silicon-valley.html?ref=wheresyoured.at

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

I haven’t been following the TX senate race, so…

Attacking someone for being vegan is like a mildly amusing King of the Hill joke from twenty years ago. Are you taking that seriously? Is “vegan” code for gay? Trans? WTF are we doing here?!

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

Entertainment is subjective and I don’t want to ruin stuff for good people who just enjoy a thing…

But, yeah, I just assume you’re a fascist if you’re a Punisher fan.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

To reiterate: “What would happen if a president responded to an international and/or financial crisis by focusing on building a monument to himself?” is not a question political scientists are well-equipped to answer.

Because it’s so fucking crazy no one ever thought we would need an answer to that question!!!

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

Periodic reminder: The Godfather series is about a toxic jerk who alienates/murders everyone around him and ends up dying alone and unloved.

It’s a tragedy.

Just in case there’s a guy in your life who didn’t quite get that message.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

Everyone who voted for Ken Paxton is mentally ill.

The modal Paxton voter is angry, absolutely infuriated, that Democrats keep trying to cancel them just because they say gay people are going to hell and trans people are demons.

So, no, I don’t think there’s much hope for open, productive engagement.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxRap_pCKIE&pp=iggCQAE%3D

Is This Republican Senator Too Normal for Republicans? (w/ Eric Benson)

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

The Mamdani thing makes perfect sense when you remember that Trump is a starfucker. He’s always been a starfucker. He’ll always be a starfucker.

As long as Mamdani is portrayed as charismatic and popular, Trump will eagerly, desperately give him anything he wants.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

It’s hard to boycott Paramount or HBO Warner Beos. Because I was already not subscribing to them.

If anyone’s wondering, though, it’s very easy to live a happy fulfilled life while not paying for these things. So if you want to boycott, trust me, it costs you almost literally nothing.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

I don’t understand why the Iranians are fighting back. Didn’t Secretary Pete tell them “F-A-F-O!”

Maybe they don’t know what the letters mean?

Weird.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

I had a talk with my class earlier this semester about embarrassment and how it is both natural and very immature to get mad at the people who notice your embarrassment.

So, no, I don’t expect any MAGA types to get less angry anytime soon.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-makes-easy-transition-talking-172935656.html

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

Khamenei’s death could b the moment the administration says “okay, mission accomplished” and moves on to the next thing.

Or not.

Or Iran decides to escalate and retaliate.

Who can say?

https://musgrave.substack.com/p/an-unpopular-doomed-bloody-war?r=10tj&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

An Unpopular, Doomed, Bloody War
musgrave.substack.com

An Unpopular, Doomed, Bloody War

People will die and nothing will be accomplished

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

It took 9/11 and a subsequent yearlong propaganda campaign to get a (slim) majority of Americans to support invading a country that was led by a guy who, at that point, had been America’s bogeyman for over a decade.

Support for the war lasted about a month.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

War with Iran is good for Netanyahu. It is not good for Israel.

It’s not good for the US either, despite Lindsay Graham’s masturbatory fantasies.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

Ah, yes, the moment when you realize you’ve signed up for something without reading the terms of service…

https://www.sbnation.com/olympics/1104687/brady-tkachuk-white-house-video-nhl

Olympic hockey hero Brady Tkachuk upset at White House for creating fake video of him mocking Canada
SB Nation

Olympic hockey hero Brady Tkachuk upset at White House for creating fake video of him mocking Canada

If you lie with dogs, you’re bound to get fleas.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

What?! A bunch of rich, young, white guys don’t think politics is a big deal and don’t understand why anyone is upset about it?!

I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.

https://defector.com/the-u-s-hockey-men-spoil-the-fantasy

The U.S. Hockey Men Spoil The Fantasy | Defector
defector.com

The U.S. Hockey Men Spoil The Fantasy | Defector

To be a U.S. Olympian is to represent the best that your country has to offer. That sounds extremely lofty when it’s written out like that, but I think that’s really how it works, ideally, if you’re taking in the best possible message from NBC’s explicitly patriotic broadcast. Even I can feel it, in my…

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

Newsom absolutely reeks of Clintonesque popularism. I don’t trust that guy to hold to any principles, and when it comes to electability even if he could win over some white dudebros I think he’ll alienate women and minorities.

https://newrepublic.com/article/206907/gavin-newsom-struggle-everyman-cred

Gavin Newsom’s Struggle for Everyman Cred
The New Republic

Gavin Newsom’s Struggle for Everyman Cred

Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery tries to recast a life of privilege in often baffling ways.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 7mo ago

Andy Weir’s writing is what it is. It’s fine if you don’t like his style. But I do appreciate that he takes chances. It’s not the same book over and over again.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

Miller is a nepo-baby, if you’re wondering how he got into Congress.

Anyway, just a reminder for all women: Republicans will not protect any women anywhere from anything. If a woman is abused that’s her own fault. Miller abused a high-level White House aide and a senator’s daughter. There is zero outrage or pushback from GOP leaders. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/max-miller-defamation-suit-ex-wife-emily-moreno-ohio-republican-rcna345233

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

There are only 3 types of people who will ever watch Sean Duffy’s road trip show:

1) the Duffy family
2) political reporters who feel obligated to report on it
3) teachers who’ve given up and are desperate for content to fill the last day of school before summer

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 4mo ago

FWIW, I’m cheering for Cornyn in th runoff because there’s no way Paxton will accept losing. I look forward to him screaming about fraud, demanding endlesss recounts etc.

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Nathaniel Swigger @nswigger@mstdn.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@EricFielding@mastodon.social see! It’s just that easy!
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