Sad news today.
@graf@nerv.st has died.
While working on getting poa.st back up, he decided he was going to edge the entire final leg of the process, maintaining an erection the whole time, and not allowing himself to climax until users could log in to poa.st again.
Thoughout every hiccup in the process he remained steadfast and erect, only bringing himself to the brink of orgasm, and stopping before that sweet release.
"No, not until my mission is complete."
After 18 hours of world compiling and failing, graf restarted it and brought himself to the edge of climax once more, but this time he took it too far to the edge for too long, and in that moment two things happened, his heart burst, and his penis throbbed it's last throb, never cresting over that edge.
RIP to a true Gentoo warrior. Flying too close to the sun on wings made of custom CFLAGS and unfulfilled desire.
May his thread count be high, his thermal throttling minimal, and his swap partition eternally unburdened.