It’s a little known fact that Winnie the Pooh author AA Milne had a smaller brother called AAA Milne
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to realise it was just a Fanta sea.
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The last thing grandpa said before he kicked the bucket?
“How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
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I pirated a film yesterday
I gave it 3.14 stars
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Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6in
His statue is 17ft 4in
That’s Horatio of about 3:1
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@forty2@oldbytes.space the Milnes are sorted on battery sizes. I guess the George Martins would be rated on relative risk and prospects of reduction
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would come down to who is the better cyclist.
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@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot no I am not Chris, but maybe I have a similar sense of humour?
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@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot no - totally new to me, must investigate! I can see the logic of a ninja mushroom though...