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Naner

@nanerbag@equestria.social
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Abandoned account but not deleting. Don't PM or mention here.

34 Followers
1 Following
50 Posts
Joined March 25, 2024
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 2mo ago

There are only two choices in computing: would you rather have the most minimalistic experience possible which you need to continuously augment OR would you rather have the most bombastically complete experience possible with far too much crap you need to remove?

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 3mo ago

Taking a well deserved break after 8 long, hard and grueling hours of sleep

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 2mo ago

G6 is set to be slop or total mid unless they literally lock in on making absolute cinema. They are not winning with a kids show with a rehashed and bastardized cast which has not been relevant for almost a decade in the big 26 in this market of cocomelon YouTube kids AI slop. The only shot is to recoup on merch or to make geniune peak, such as with something rated E for everyone like the episode-length meme compilations which are Teen Titans GO episodes, or even with more edgy teenager themes like the original Teen Titans (and that's already out of the question with the promotional material)

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 5mo ago
All my problems would be solved if I didn't need sleep and had infinite time and infinite energy and infinite money. I'm tired of all these half-solutions which don't get to the core of the issue.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Kids/Teens have shitty lives, shitty parents, shitty schools, shitty classmates, shitty friends, shitty environments and systems which prioritize them as potential customers and as machines of habit for profit at the expense of their own health and well-being. They go online. Why? Because at least a portion of stuff online doesn't suck. They become dysfunctional? Why? It must be the fault of the internet. Can't be the fault of everything horrible going on in their lives. We must protect the kids from the one sorta-tolerable thing they found by restricting it and their access to it -- as if kids haven't been experts at stealing mommy's credit card to do things they shouldn't since the invention of stores of value and currencies. A valiant use of the world's resources. An immaculate ability to observe, identify and prioritize the real issues which truly mess people up.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 4mo ago

It is insane how much this one 1.4MB .jar from 15 years ago has done for millions of people

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 4mo ago

Today I've learned some people just hate happiness.

I found out that, according to modern internet consensus (reddit):
- If you like old Minecraft but weren't there to experience it when it came out: cringe larper.
- If you like old Minecraft and were there to experience it: nostalgia blinded boomer.
- If you like both old and modern Minecraft: fence sitter. Afraid you might say something and hurt someone's feelings, huh?... What? You do not worry about how other people will react to your opinions? Yes you do, shup up — I seek other people's validation constantly, so you must be the same!
- If you don't like either: sad doomer or ragebait.

And I am pretty sure it is the exact same people saying all of these things in different situations. The conclusion is retroactively applied and changed with every new piece of information learned about someone, with the only people exempt being their own friends or idols who they already know and share the same opinions with.

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

The problem with appealing to authority or appealing to maturity is that there are enough examples of confidence and maturity out there that idiots have learned how to mimic all the behaviors of a mature and knowledgeable person without any of the actual critical thinking required

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

The meaning of "Operating System" is actually very contextual and personal:
- agerage person - bootloader into Netflix and PornHub
- gamer - bootloader into ring 0 anticheat system which probably knows your current heartrate right now
- corporation - bootloader into while loop of slack and excel and chrome
- The corporation's IT guy - "whatever I feel like dealing with and have spyware for"
- government - surveillance, control and manipulation vector
- linux user - really pretty bootloader into PornHub

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Maybe the operating system actually just wants to know your birthday so each app can have convenient access to it so they can put up balloons and party hats on every UI element for your special day :raritystarry:
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 3mo ago

Why don't the sad and lonely people just become friends with one another and genuinely spend time together instead of pretending to be cool and nonchalant in hopes of that being the way to make friends and cleanse them of the silent torment.

I am waiting

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Why are Minecraft mod developers such cornballs? Why does every single major utility mod have some corny-ass name which bears no resamblance to the mod's functionality? Why the fuck is the most widely used "What am I looking at mod" called "Jade", like what does that even MEAN? Whatever happened to mods literally called "What am I looking at"? I don't want explanations — I shouldn't need a lore deepdive into the significance of a Minecraft mod so I can comprehend the name and connect it with it's purpose.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to on hooves.social
@fauli1221@hooves.social Everyone is saying you should have a happy birthday but I for one am of the opinion that you should have an AWESOME birthday.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

this take will for some reason get you pure rage and hatred from both the vim lovers and vim haters

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
If it ain't broke, don't fix it because you're paid by the hour and those Jira tasks aren't making themselves
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 7mo ago

There is a mental affliction which I am noticing is becoming more and more prevalent which I can only describe as a "You have infinite resources, right?" mentality.

It is put on show every time you hear of a new subscription:

  • subscribe to our monthly refined assortment of chocolate bars
  • monthly refined assortment of wine
  • monthly refined assortment of nutritionally engineered food blocks so you can make up for those previous fake-food subscriptions
  • subscribe to our hardware
  • our operating system
  • our software
  • our websites
  • our creators on our website

Every time you scroll on any social media:

  • Here is why you should take on this daily side-quest which consumes 3 hours of your life so you can be a well-rounded and normal person — I am implying you are as good as lobotomized crab for not doing this during your 3 free hours from work.

You might not believe it, but people do things with their lives, and they don't have time to learn how to compile everything from source.

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 5mo ago

When you're trying to have a moderately balanced take on AI but the guy who used chat gippity and midjourney once in 2022 has to correct you

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 5mo ago

If you think stopping texting first and never hearing from people again is bad, I have discovered the ultimate form of that: deleting ALL your messages only to never even be noticed or asked about it. It teaches you that the vast majority of people who you've tried cultivating a relationship with don't even bother checking the chat/DM with you unless prompted so by an unread message notification. They don't even check to consider something you once said before, to get back to you on something, or even just with the intention of formulating anything. That, or the memories were not even worth the effort of typing something

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 5mo ago

Any pick up and play games launcher which can the major game stores like GOG, Epic and Steam while also making it easy to find locally installed games, find games installed portably in directories and manage emulators?

I'm trying Playnite but i honestly have not been able to intuitively figure out how to do anything but GOG, Epic and Steam. I can see the interfaces are there but I can't understand what they want me to put there and how.

I know it's a lot to ask but i have too many games installed from every different way — also partly because i play so much niche stuff which would be lucky to have an installer.

The target is Windows, but i assume whatever the solution is will already be cross platform.

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

BREAKING NEWS 👇

Offline Media Enthusiast Refers to Lossless Audio Formats as "FLACs"

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Self-checkout hit the "I can't make a phone call without crying" community like God hit Moses and the Israelites when He led them out of Egypt
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Life's adaptive difficulty is a little too good. The moment you get better at things everything has to get that much harder to compensate for it
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Today is the day when all the most unfunny people will remind us of their qualities
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

Calling self-help self-help is like buying a fully assembled desk and calling it DIY because you read the product description

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

Imagine growing up watching Minecraft lets plays made by people who were excited to break the game and show you what they just discovered they could and the fun and real interactions with their friends through it.

Growing up wanting to cherish that memory and do the same to others.

But the only way your dream can survive anymore is by making "PICK THE RIGHT CHEST IN MINECRAFT: GARTEN OF BANBAN, SLENDERMAN, ELSA, GRINCH" while you and your friends and FAMILY have to pretend to be excited about not being touched by Ronald Mcdonald while they are actually on their period or after little Junior just pissed on the carpet because he forgot his potty training.

An entire generation grew up wanting to become YouTubers, and some of them inevitably did, but the YouTubers they had to become to survive aren't the YouTubers they wanted to be.

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

I am certainly in the 1% of intelligence — just not sure which extreme...

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
The more you acknowledge what you truly don't know, the more i can trust everything you do say you know. But if you are confident of everything you are asked and everything you say and believe, i can't trust any of it because the only way someone could be so confident in everything is by never learning or fact checking.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

I think software development teams should start testing their tests sometimes.

For every test you write you should need to pass an IQ test with a score of 70 or more to commit the test.

It would really go a long way to improve the quality and reliability of test code

by filtering out people like me.

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

Okay so i was about to make a joke like

"If THIS is a Hamburger menu, then does that mean THIS is a Kebab menu?"

But then I looked it up and that's LITERALLY WHAT THEY'RE CALLED

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Who would win in a battle to the death?
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 7mo ago
This is the best greentext meme ever made. So subdue in the humor but so genius in it's execution. This perfectly sums up the entire history and spirit of this format. It's a show stopping masterpiece. Literally just pack up and go home, there is nothing more to see -- it is never getting better than this. This is the ending before the credits roll -- the ozymandias of the meme format.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@brambleshadow4 why not
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 2mo ago

What are the minimum and recommended specs for programming? What about sysadmin or QA? What about web design or UX?

My specs are 82 IQ. For which is that enough?

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
How do you make the literal best song ever and get less than 10k views? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loXkp3Diyk Please discuss amongst yourselves in groups.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 8mo ago
Is there any antivirus which isn't actually an antivirus but instead it detects slopware and suggests non-slopware alternatives? Call it antislop software.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 8mo ago
Replying to
This generation grew up being told everything that's wrong with the world, what is destroying us and killing us, the injustices transpiring all over, and everything that is preventing us from being happy. In turn, we project our misery onto the circumstances of the world which we have no control over. These aren't things that don't affect us personally. Often they do, and it's exactly that which gives us our threadmil: perpetually waiting for the world to fix itself so we finally have the right to be happy. There is no righteousness in being miserable because the rest of the world told you should be.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@brambleshadow4 You're doing it WRONG. It's supposed to go: mix mix-final mix-final2 mix-final_final mix_final_reallythistime mix-newFinal
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to on equestria.social
@C_Chell@equestria.social This video is mostly irrelevant. It is a pretty blatant AI generated script which explains basic linux concepts as if they are newly discovered evidence for the Biblical flood. Also feels totally unfocused and constantly condescending just as AI would write it. I like how the video concludes with "There's no answer for what user space software is part of the OS and which are just regular User Applications", which funnily enough validates the joke i was making because, yes, an OS truly is subjective to what each person wants and what the philosophy behind it is.
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

@lainz@snug.moe In his post about using Cloudflare pages for a wedding site, he found some art he really liked and — instead of using them with credit or just asking for permission — he gave them to AI to describe and then used those descriptions to generate "a legally distinct but similar version in a watercolor style" because "I don't have to worry about using their artwork without permission since it's a freshly generated image".

I find this infinitely more offending than just using the images with credit, even without asking for explicit permissions.

I am rather surprised to see double dashes being used in place of em dashes, especially with extra space surrounding them. That's a rare writing opinion I've only seen myself do (the em dash just isn't feasibly writable on most computers, and I simply believe adding space around the em dashes is more readable and aesthetically pleasing). Though on a website you can just use -

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

The ego of people who don't use AI and act like AI is a direct pipeline from competent autonomy to total mental incapacitation is astonishing.

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 7mo ago
  1. become Financial Advisor
  2. get hired by lottery winners
  3. "don't burn your money on drugs, hookers, parties, yachts, houses, cars, plushies"
  4. ???
  5. infinite money glitch???
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 3mo ago

After AI:
> I want to fuck toasters
> chatgpt
> generate infinite toaster porn and engage in toaster sex roleplay
> fuck up your life even more

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 7mo ago
Segments of life - Two Steps 200 views... simply criminal. This is breathtaking. https://youtu.be/rkUEuggjzYk
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago

These last few generation are particularly obsessed with the last few generations

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@brambleshadow4 that is simply uncultured, my friend
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 28mo ago
Replying to
@AetherTheorem Remember. Its always ethical :lyragrinheart:
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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 3mo ago

Life just isn't the same time since I stopped configuring neovim...

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 3mo ago

The best media of all time I have ever experienced was discovered purely by stumbling into the soundtrack (often through a meme) and listening to it for hours before watching the source media and realizing its just as good if not better. Literally the only criterion for me watching or playing something for hours on end or even prioritizing watching it or playing it is if the music is literally The Greatest of All Time, and it just happens that every time the main thing itself is even better.

Unless something has the best music of all time, it will purely be just one entry among a massive watchlist/playlist (in the sense of list of games to play) which i won't think about.

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Naner @nanerbag@equestria.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to on equestria.social
@midi@equestria.social My condolences.
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