★ 凪鈴 (old alt | サブ垢)

You know the jouch? from the memes? sofa with a jeans cover. My mum made one, and not only did she make one, I've had lesbian sex in one. This is true this is real. I am not making it up. If you don't believe in its existence I will take a photo of it next time I visit my parents. The jouch is real, and I have done sinful things in it.

top 5 governments with the most legitimate claim on the title "China"

- Hong Kong SAR
- Japan
- Republic of China
- People's Republic of China
- Portugal

Back with the whole Joe Biden stepping down from the race debacle I remember areally good tweet that was like "It's very hard to convince Biden to step down because Biden's only political stance is 'Joe Biden should be president'"

Just had my first call fully in Japanese with a Japanese person who is so bad at English I didn't even have the option to fall back on English if I wanted to.

Humbling experience.

But it went well!! he was nice about it

holy shit my professor just ended her tangent on opposition to NAT with, "despite the haters..."

I love her

gonna start calling Japan ジパング

Maybe I will migrate to @nagirin@sk.myxoz.net in the future, for now, idk

I was going to work on assignment, ended up just texting in Japanese

People who defend the swiss nation DNI

pee

hah Taiwan is a country? but they call themselves the republic of China hashtag owned

I should post a controversial post that will piss people off

It seems another instance I wanna use instead is working properly, hmm might post there now

Important announcement

RE: https://sk.myxoz.net/notes/alffipwhvchs000d

excerpt from call I found funny, starting with me, then alternating:

私が恥ずかしいことをした (I've done the embarrassing thing)
だから、嵐士の番 (therefore, it's Arashi's (your) turn)

え？ (huh?)

英語で話そう (let's speak in English)

駄目 (no way)

work went really well today

this was not good, I am already behind gjklhsdfgljkhdfgsfdgs

Conversing so much in Japanese is taking over my brain

I just had a lot of tea I am so jittery hghghghgjklsdfhg heheheheeeeeee

I love learning dated and questionable vocabulary that should not be used

The more I learn about Chinese the more it scares me

youtube keeps recommending me this really bad vocaloid song I don't care for

you don't get it bro socialism is awesome look our countries were poor and now they are less poor this has never happened before

I hope for your sake you never learn to see when forests are planted and not natural because once you learn to spot it it ruins walking in the forest forever.

you know I think the whole incest thing is neat as a taboo little fantasy to RP and stuff with and then I see people on here like unironically posting relationship between close kin is fine and I'm like wtf happened

you ever wonder why you don't find taco bells in airports

RE: @acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com

twitter really makes me want to see Japanese men posting about how much they want to be girls

this job is so damn boring good thing it pays ok

This book censored Minecraft, literally writing an equivalent to M*necraft 😭

am I problematic media

where is my chaser girlfriend

@pounce@nyan.network mentioning you since you might find it interesting. Apparently Japan used to call the republic of China 支那共和國 instead of 中華民國 😭 insane

wait lol why is the east China sea called 東シナ海 in Japanese instead of 東中国海. シナ is quite offensive 😭

Uh yeah I am probably soft migrating to @nagirin@sk.myxoz.net see you there

魅魔

Books are so awesome……

Exiled to Karmøy

hmm……

Chjara needs to go to bed with these posts she's making

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