My washer has said 1 minute left for at least 10 minutes now and I hate it every time I notice this. I want my cozy blanket for late night gaming already!
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Holy shit, remember when they made dual sided DVDs for widescreen and full screen versions? Rented one today and what a blast from the past
My grandpa was an old navy guy, never saw any combat but he could fold a shirt
I have had to delete the same email 4 or 5 times today because gmail keeps moving it back to my inbox. Fuck Google.
I don't know if I am necessarily enjoying FF1 in so much as I am playing it
I know everyone was worried, but I did buy pretzels this week
The Four Warriors of Light: woof... what an adventure, amiright?
The King: ... that was only one of the crystals
Snack aisles hate to see my stressed out ass coming
(talking to people who don't care if I live or breathe) Are you mad at me??
"why is my brain overwhelmed and on fire"
last vacation day from work: mid April
No one competes for High Scores any more
I am currently made up of 70% water, 20% stomach acid, 10% human meat
Always fun to learn that someone you thought was an internet friend doesn't like you even a bit
When I start getting very depressed, I tend to isolate and I am always shocked when people notice. Which I suppose is more because I don't know how to shut up unless I am depressed
This might be being overwhelmed and super emotionally drained speaking, but I am on edge tonight for some reason
It's not time theft, I am hiding load times
I call 'em chompo chip cookies the way I be munching those cookies
Replying to
@Hundstrasse@retro.pizza Final Fantasy Tactics is definitely into the double digits for me
Who up in medias res?
Man, you can just see the dark future from those weight loss injections coming a mile away huh?
Say what you will about Sisyphus but he was at least cursed to roll the boulder up the hill, I have to do it because of healthcare I cannot afford to use
Nerd culture was a mistake, they should have kept bullying us
"Hey Discord, ignore this person for me"
"You got it, we will not show you their posts but you'll still get an alert when they post in a channel because we don't know what ignore means!"
Replying to
@Hundstrasse yeah, love the "anyone still here" being the only thing posted every like few months. Like yes, people are here just hanging out, same as last time you asked
Replying to
@Hundstrasse You know I am actually shocked I haven't seen any, someone asked me if it has been busier today here and I was like, oh, huh, yeah not for me!
This recipe is done in just 15 minutes!
Ingredients:
Completed Recipe already
Little history fact for today, the Civil War? Not so civil!
Hi. It's me. The April Fool.
My freezer is acting funny so I am going to eat a full bag of tater tots today
Replying to
@stoppableforce@awaymessage.club Doesn't have a keyboard because they can't remove the keycaps yet!
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@jaykass@mastodon.online I'll be listening to new music until the end baby, love the stuff
Qobuz has fallen (annoying Sign In With Google pop up shows up now)
Discord's GIF search just does not work anymore and I am taking that personally
It's so funny to me that people will acknowledge that Valve has a complete monopoly on PC game sales and yet just assume Gabe is never going to step down from his role? Like, man, bad news about what's coming as soon as that happens
"Ah Capitalism fuck us at every turn but for some reason I don't think I will get fucked by this massive monopoly we gush about"
Professional Click Next-er
President: (:< Tariffs
Supreme Court: :c no
President: C:< Tariffs (differently)
Supreme Court: ok c:
Replying to
@hrprmd@mastodon.social I remembered tomorrow was April Fools and just had the heaviest sigh.
I am scheduled to get a package from Japan in a faster time than I have received packages from California
(Getting shot to death by Chow Yun-Fat and Danny Lee) Arrgghhhh... it technically.... should be called..... ugh..... The KillerS..... PLURAL..... ARGH
How does something in a closed closet get so dusty? That's right, dust ghosts
I ordered something off WalMart's website and it was instantly cancelled because of "too many refunds" (I have never returned anything to Wal Mart in my life). So i ordered it off ebay. It arrived today. In a WalMart box. Fulfilled by WalMart. I paid someone to order from WalMart for me...
It's funny that they say Accounting is one of the fields most at threat for AI job losses. Like, oh yeah? You're going to give a computer Depression?
tragedy, they are closing my favorite hometown pizza place
lol, the audio is broken in so many of these training modules slides and yeah that makes sense no one noticed
Suikoden is an accurate depiction of war because I am save scumming the gambling mini game to upgrade my troops
I think a big choco chip cookie would cure me
"Made With Natural Flavors"
Oh yeah? Name them then. I'm just going to assume you mean "Rat" if you don't.
Every single search bar does not work anymore, not just Google but why can't Outlook find anything anymore
I have a blister/sore on the roof of my mouth like I ate something too hot yesterday but I do not remember eating anything too hot yesterday...