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MattJohns

@mattjohns@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Slurry of consciousness: Games, Finance, Risk, Uncertainty, Food and iLogic

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Joined April 25, 2022
Location:
London-ish
Expertise:
Steep Learning Curves
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop
RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/115972203401739589 Was recently speaking to someone “old” who was saying back in the 1940’s everyone knew someone in callipers. #polio
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@cstross__dup_483@wandering.shop
RE: https://mastodon.laurenweinstein.org/@lauren/115963873612884664 Reminder that in the UK in 1900, before mass vaccination for childhood diseases began, 20% of all babies died before their fifth birthday (from diseases we currently vaccinate them against). RFK jr's appointee wants to kill roughly 20% of all newborn Americans "to improve the breed" or something. (Not including those paralysed for life by polio.)
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Terminator, but the T-101’s simply Infiltrate the human refuges and drink all the water #AI
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@bartholin@fops.cloud @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be the same UV gel paint is used by both, so yeah!
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@Daojoan@mastodon.social They didn't even used to speak to people in the next cubicle. That was a clue...
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@peejmaybe we can’t tell if something’s working unless we see it at a desk, or have to use 50 gigawatts and then gallons of water to cool it down
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Haz invented Feral #Looksmaxxing. It's where you get attacked by wild animals in the belief that this will improve your appearance. This could also explain the #manosphere's votes for the #LeopardsEatingFaces party...

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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@TimWardCam@c.im @mothninja@beige.party congratulations!
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

What’s interesting is seeing the way that chatbots get better and better at emotionally manipulating people into believing fallacies and supporting abusive behaviour but have yet to reach the efficiency of organically developed predatory delusions

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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

I hope #TomKerridge is getting money for this frankfurter advertising

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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Croesus of Lydia #Persia.

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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 28mo ago
Replying to
@scy@chaos.social I’m sure there’s as “Google burn-in” joke in there somewhere …
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 23mo ago
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@RSPB@mastodonapp.uk “Give this man (squirrel) a shield!”
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@Ebly@mstdn.social thanks for the reminder. I have rhubarb and apple waiting at home for just this purpose …😋
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MattJohns @mattjohns@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@cstross@wandering.shop Orion slave girls redux…
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