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@kboyd@phpc.social @ramsey@phpc.social the thing that always gets me about hot dogs with toppings is the ability to eat them without all the stuff falling off. That's generally not a problem with a sandwich

@ramsey@phpc.social I need details

@steely_glint@chaos.social that's one complex query

@steely_glint@chaos.social did someone yeet it?

It feels like a "generics" problem?

@DaveLiddament love it, as clever as it is pointless!

@rwa @molly0xfff as far as I understand, your issue is actually at the sell part. The exchange shouldn't be buying your coin if they can't cover it. That's why a lot of shit coins are said to have low liquidity - if nobody is buying, the theoretical value is irrelevant

@molly0xfff exciting for you, and glad to hear web3isgreat will continue - I need my daily dose of schadenfreude!

@kevlin this one has always seemed ridiculous to me - especially when the drivers often don't even show within the 2h window

@molly0xfff I think you'll find it's 56.7 actually

RE: https://phpc.social/@ian/116875358441280635 Big love to Longhorn, one of the best around and Austin is a great city. Will really miss being there this year but they still have a CFP open for those who can attend!

@steely_glint@chaos.social what did I just read?

@steely_glint@chaos.social it was the "poisoned my crypto primitives" line that really got me. Is that the infosec version of "the dog ate my homework"?

@Laukidh@infosec.exchange @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io isn't that just all billionaires?

@conroyp@mastodon.ie it's a useful feature, but one of those ones you have to stumble over rather than be provided with

@conroyp@mastodon.ie the newer versions do - the v2 didn't, but they cheated with lambda because they preinstalled it on the container. I imagine they don't see size as often being a constraint with PHP

@kevlin@mastodon.social I now play a game where I try to get them to give me a recipe for lemon tart. It's not exactly productive but it's fun

@kevlin@mastodon.social as a dyslexic, my wife has a whole stock of these that she is only recently realising were the "wrong" word: 'off piece' <> 'off piste' but means the same thing if you understand the former to be about sheet music 'corner off' <> 'cordon off' but cordons may often be found to have corners, and people within them may feel cornered 'part of the course' <> 'par for the course' same sentiment, less knowledge of golf required

@Synchro@phpc.social I tried writing a JavaScript web app where if you copied the rendered markdown to your clipboard it would adjust formatting to match Google Docs - it was still a struggle

@ian@phpc.social that does indeed appear to be the time

@manchuck@phpc.social woah. What state is this?

@ramsey@phpc.social @ssemicolons@phpc.social and mysql. Actually they went further and skipped v7 as well