mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06I write software for things that aren't computers.
There is a lot of noise in my head, it comes out here. I try not to post anything important.
She/her
When bees are hungry, the nibble on leaves.
They don’t eat leaves.
Bee saliva sends chemicals to the plant’s buds to open early.
Within a few days (instead of weeks), the buds will open,
Providing nectar and pollen to hungry bees.
Nature is weird.
Also, that explains why I nipped your arm.
So you’d make me a sandwich.
I was beeing hungry.
🐝🌸
#BloomScrolling
First cherry blossom and first daffodil on the same day!
Make a wish.
I'm having a conversation about mushrooms that make people who eat them hallucinate dozens of tiny humans. (Weird, I know!)
I'm having another conversation about using AI to review code so that one of my hates-PRs coworkers would be more comfortable with reviews.
I keep forgetting which conversation I'm in. Hilarity is about to ensue.
Air and ye elements, the eldest birth
Of nature’s womb, that in quaternion run
Perpetual circle, multiform, and mix
And nourish all things, let your ceaseless change
Vary to our great maker still new praise.
-- John Milton, Paradise Lost
(First page of Quaternions and Rotation Sequences textbook)