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3 more people thought i was a highschooler today

i'm back. bsky doesn't have CWs and i want to hornypost.

trans culture is following a girl named Emily back to her hotel room and you somehow end up fucking a different girl named Emily who is also there

frequency can be used to measure things that really feel like they should use different units.

"how often should my OS check the state of the keyboard"

"middle C"

this is technically a coherent answer

i seem to have found a way to glimpse a transgender communist utopia by simply being surrounded by a high density of very well paid trans girls.

i went to a restaurant and a bar tonight and i didn't pay for either.

oh also i complained about not being able to get an interview with a company and the girl sitting next to me just said "wait right here" and now apperently i have an interview lined up??!

also at one point during the conference i had 3 different people petting me

i love that i actually have the confidence to just like, ask stuff, even if i don't always have the confidence to ask directly.

like "damn i'm so tired i feel like i could just pass out on your lap/shoulder" (not a lie, but said somewhat humorously)

although it's also sometimes completely unprompted like "yeah you can put your legs in my lap and lie down".

i did break my phone by dropping it exactly wrong to damage the display matrix, but i can probably get someone to get me a new one... worst case i just have to pay them back once i'm back in the US.

GRS should stand for genital reconfiguration surgery

me: wishes to be afab

genie: *snaps fingers* $300 is deposited into my bank account. the memory of me updating my birth certificate fades from my mind. my body remains unchanged.

me when a trans girl is nice to me and gives me pets: yeah i'd let you fuck my throat til i cry

she wii on my fit til i trainer: a guide to new puppies

nonverbal communication is actually awesome

boymoding through the airport to not get patted down, yet still fem enough to use the women's restroom without issue

guess E still has done a lot even if it didn't give me huge boobs or anything

new concept just dropped: "accidentally solicited nude"

when i was little i would try to speedrun brushing my teeth well

in pokemon, all of speed, hp, and attack can be beneficial to have low.

trick room, pain split, foul play

me, 1 day after injection: i am the prettiest girl alive and noone can stop me

me, 1 day before injection: i need to rip off all my skinnnn

hm i fully don't recognize my own face in the mirror.

that's like. fine. probably.

galulu

i really did get fucked so good it made me hypersexual again. wow. like this isn't even slightly an exaggeration. it's just 100% what happened.

ok there's no way this is the normal female experience

cisfem ppl do y'all have guys offering to fly across the US to see you after talking for 5 minutes??

she strogan on my beef til i cum

me when i way i was "plesanted" instead of "pleasantly surprised"

holy shit why is my insomnia so bad tonight

[simpleflips voice]

he was two blue

but what is new blue?

multiple girls petting me

unrelated: presenter: everyone have a good time?

in the mahjong cuck chair rn