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@lids@jorts.horse
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He/him. No kings but King Ludd.
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pfp is a can of Bumble Bee sardines (packed in mustard)

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Joined October 08, 2025
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 7mo ago
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@juergen_hubert@mementomori.social @mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io there’s active voice, passive voice, and NYT exonerative voice
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

I watched “UHF” with the kids last weekend and needed a ten minute expository cartoon like David Lynch’s ”Dune” but about how TV channels work

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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

I guess alienating and threatening all of our allies was a bad plan, oopsie poopsie

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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

I love it when I’m begging medical insurance to pay for a patient’s medication and it’s clear that whomever is on the phone doesn’t know a goddamned thing

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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 7mo ago

Thank you brain for bringing up more-than-twenty-years-old cringe moments from undergrad

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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago
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@danirabbit@mastodon.online lead pipe is a better example anyways, there was no asbestos in “Clue”
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

How come we have the world’s most powerful military when we need to bomb civilians but we’re just a little guy, just a little guy with glasses on his birthday when merchantmen might want an escort through the Straits of Hormuz

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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 8mo ago
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@AG100pct@infosec.exchange @nixCraft@mastodon.social what if we didn’t do that but put chat gpt in the car for $75/mo and you have to pay for that for remote start to work
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 7mo ago
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It’s really good
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago
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@nixCraft hiding in plain sight
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

I love how it’s always the same wall street trader pictured when the media has a “stonks bad today” story

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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

If we’ve totally desyroyed Iran why do we need to send an MEF

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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io so many shiny things to touch

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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 7mo ago
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@mothninja@beige.party “Well There’s Your Problem,” a podcast about engineering disasters, with slides.
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago
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@McNeely@indieweb.social @danirabbit@mastodon.online cry harder asbestcels
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 9mo ago
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@skeletor@mas.to thanks, skeletor
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canning jars @lids@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago
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@Daojoan@mastodon.social great piece, great analysis. I love it when oligarchs put a philosophical veneer on “I should have more money and no guilt regarding how I got it”
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