canning jars
He/him. No kings but King Ludd.
Motivational speaker
pfp is a can of Bumble Bee sardines (packed in mustard)
I watched “UHF” with the kids last weekend and needed a ten minute expository cartoon like David Lynch’s ”Dune” but about how TV channels work
I guess alienating and threatening all of our allies was a bad plan, oopsie poopsie
I love it when I’m begging medical insurance to pay for a patient’s medication and it’s clear that whomever is on the phone doesn’t know a goddamned thing
Thank you brain for bringing up more-than-twenty-years-old cringe moments from undergrad
How come we have the world’s most powerful military when we need to bomb civilians but we’re just a little guy, just a little guy with glasses on his birthday when merchantmen might want an escort through the Straits of Hormuz
I love how it’s always the same wall street trader pictured when the media has a “stonks bad today” story
If we’ve totally desyroyed Iran why do we need to send an MEF