today i woke up and realised. i really hate AI. we have to do something about AI guys. so i asked AI: what do we do about AI? and AI said: maybe u should stop thinking about me so much bro ur kinda obsessed. so i went and fried an egg...but all i could think about was what AI said....i am obsessed. i am enamoured. AI-- A, I, eh, i am in love with you, AI! i had to confess my feelings,
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