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Fabian Klötzl

@kloetzl@genomic.social
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“I'm not an expert, I'm just a dude.” Software Engineer in Bioinformatics.

78 Followers
47 Following
20 Posts
Joined October 14, 2023
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@kloetzl
Website:
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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 7mo ago

YouTube just randomly served me a talk about 'spatial programming' by @TodePond@mas.to . Can highly recommend you go watch it. I would put the talk on the same level as Doug Engelbart's Mother of all Demos. Seriously, prepare to have your mind blown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQgxFuw8f1U

SPATIAL PROGRAMMING WITHOUT ESCAPE

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 4mo ago

If AI is as great as they tell us, where are all the cool apps created with vibe coding? Where are the galleries filled by AI art? Where are the novels written by LLMs?

#AI

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 5mo ago

But alas, capitalism.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 6mo ago

Could we please stop treating ‘X says Y’ as news? Neither Twitter nor Truth Social represent reality in any shape or form.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 7mo ago

Are you a bioinformatician that knows their constructors from their lambdas? Want to work on algorithm development? The Dragen team at #Illumina is looking for individuals with C++, NGS and statistics knowledge. Come and work on the best variant caller on the market.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/joelkington_bioinformatics-dragontechnology-genomics-activity-7429916248978849793-oQBk

#FediHire #bioinformatics

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#bioinformatics #dragentechnology #genomics #ngs #illuminaproud | Jo Lee

🧬 We’re hiring a Senior Bioinformatics Scientist at Illumina Cambridge👏 If you’re strong in programming, genetics, and statistics and want your work to have real impact, this is a great opportunity. You’ll spend most of your time coding and analysing genomic data, owning projects that contribute to a wider team. Day to day, it’s hands‑on data analysis with a strong focus on explaining results, the “why” behind them, and presenting insights clearly, while working in a structured, organised, and

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 6mo ago

An offspring of an elf and a human is known as a half-elf. What is the name for a child of a halfling and a human?

#DnD #fantasy

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 7mo ago

Misheard 'new telescope' as 'Nutellascope'. Now there's an idea for a magic item.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 7mo ago

Mounting a borg repository from a ext4 drive on a macos via fuse. The fact that this even works is kinda bonkers. It's also proof of the fact that when you get better at something, computers for instance, that something doesn't get easier, the problems get harder.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 7mo ago

What if we had a programming language where you wouldn't have a type like `int` and instead would always have to give it a unit? miles(int), meters(int), seconds(unsigned int), filedescriptor(int), numHouses(usize).

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 7mo ago

Booted up an old phone of mine. It had Twitterific on it. Good old times.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 7mo ago

All the people that claim #obsidian is the best thing since sliced bread have never used a good editor, or had proper bread for that matter.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 4mo ago

Coffee, tea, cola all fine, but nothing quite hits like a cold Club Mate on a hot day.
#hackerbrause

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 4mo ago

Sometimes printf is the answer. #programming

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 2mo ago

TIL: spiders recycle their nets. They eat nets to reuse the protein for a new attempt.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 2mo ago

Today I’ve heard some Brit’s eat their pasta with gravy. Guess you have to live on an island to come up with that.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 2mo ago

Über welchen ethisch vertretbaren Kanal kann man denn am besten die Känguru-Werke hören/runterladen?

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 2mo ago

I never cared about the half-full half-empty debate until my phone fell into the toilet.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 2mo ago

I don’t understand the logic of ‘data centers in space’. Computers produce heat, lots of it. The only efficient way of cooling computers is moving the heat elsewhere. However, in space there is no elsewhere to move heat to. Requiring on radiation alone for cooling will greatly limit the performance of the chips.

This hs the smell of a massive distraction. Someone wants to collect and burn venture capital. Hyperloop all over again.

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 3mo ago

Wort des Tages: Umleitungshalt.

#180minuten #verspätung

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Fabian Klötzl @kloetzl@genomic.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@peri4n@fosstodon.org Ist alles relativ. Kommt drauf an, wie viele Leute, wie häufig und wohin weg.
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