bank of america sends me one email a day asking me to put 20000 dollars into a savings account and if I do they'll send me 250. but no matter how many times they make the offer I have not spontaneously come into several thousands of dollars
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mastodon 4.3.9+glitchhe and him I am james cheese and i have never gamed
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(waking up from 8 year coma) oh boy i can't wait to finally play the elder scrolls six, which will have surely developed a robust modding culture by now
acab includes sgt pepper and his lonely hearts club band
if I die I need one of you to finish my save files. if you ever hear that I committed suicide that's not true because I have xcom campaigns to finish
CLAIMS TO BE PRO LIFE
[skeleton holding two guns]
you're dumb as fuck if you pay for amazon prime
they usually just deliver it after a couple days anyway
bro this group chat will not survive your schismatic attitude
i don't cw posts anymore you're still following this page you know what im about
for better or worse twitter is still the only social media where it's slightly not crazy for government officials to broadcast threats
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she tried to bite me fifteen minutes after these images because I would not let her have a frozen dumpling that fell off the stove
I fear reprisal for my reporting this, but I believe that the CIA has shot me with the gun that makes you shit yourself
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arma 2 -> dayz invents a new type of survival game -> mutation into last man standing game modes culminating in reference to the novel, "Battle Royale" -> fortnite, failing as a new school survival game (in the style of rust, itself a dayz derivative), adapts BR systems -> the coronavirus pandemic -> it is now today
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you could go back in time and unplug dean hall's computer and come back home to an entirely different internet. its kind of hard to overstate the amount of influence his work ended up having, even though all he wanted to do with his notoriety is climb mt everest and then disappear forever
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@diogenes@monads.online cosigning this post. you owe it to yourselves to read the full strip. there are like 15 more excellent pages
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@dragon just a little glimpse into how loco my mind is becoming