ℹ️❤️🖥 aka Compy-chan

Stop everything, I must go

A common befuddling sight in the US: seeing the most inaccessible lifted pickups parked in the Disabled Parking spots and yes they have permits displayed.

Which would you rather have, private equity son or defense contractor daughter?

Since my image of Odysseus is now set by the depiction in Hades II, that seeing Matt Damon portray him just feels off

When you visit PNW from Cali, you’re always surprised by how much more behaved the drivers are. Most of them don’t act like they’ve just robbed a bank and are trying to run you over GTA style

This political text is beyond parody. All it did was remind me of the Channel 5 interview with Hunter Biden where he talks about how much he despises George Clooney

I’m convinced that workers at haunted hotels or boats or whatever try to induce psychosis in their visitors to make them think they’re hearing or seeing a person who isn’t there

Since Meta no longer has the Metaverse. They should rename their company to Shit

When gas was $3-4/gallon 2-3 years ago, my local Arco had Biden “I Did That” stickers stuck onto the pump. Now it’s $5-6/gallon and there ain’t a Trump equivalent sticker in sight.

I bet you that even after multiple mentions of the Strait of Hormuz on the news these past few weeks, the Usonian general public will still be unaware of it. I’m confident of this because we forgot Trump’s 1st term when he started shit with Iran and we were told Hormuz = high gas prices.

Santa Anita mall is like Convoy District if it was walkable