My version of becoming an adult was switching from chocolate milk to mochas
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The last time I had an emotion was 2010.
Never again
"You would do well to not challenge me, for mine stalwart blade has tasted blood."
Yeah? Well my frilly pink panties have been tasting blood since I was 12! Bring it
Sometimes life gives you too much character-buliding
You don't like your family better now because you "matured."
You like them because you don't live together anymore
I aspire to be the strange lady who makes working men nervous. Then I take them in and give them breakfast
For someone who doesn't enjoy aging I sure do it a lot
I don't know if there are rules about wearing vintage, but
wearing a dress now I probably could have worn in my 20's feels like a no-no
Oh well
What would your author photo be? I'll go first
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@theropologist@beige.party my only problem is it's in the opinion section, when that headline is straight facts