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@goetz@freiburg.social @jpmens@mastodon.social @gereon@chaos.social I appreciate the joke, but I find it quite enlightening, because it made me realize the following.
Processing a single-file encoding of a database is not technically different from processing a compressed archive: the second is just a very specific use case for the first. It's just a matter of interface.
Want it to be MORE Unix? implement both sqlite3 and zip as interfaces to an underlying single-file relational database manipulation library (applies to ALL file formats).