getgle - crypto zigger ♠️

@dagda@netzsphaere.xyz What I hate about rape is it's only ever done to people who don't want it to happen

he is the master of flirting 💀

@FrailLeaf@ryona.agency he is a person of color so nothing he does is ever morally wrong, he is a victim of systemic racism

I was only thirty years old. I loved Lennart Poetering so much, I owned a physical copy of every Red Hat Enterprise Linux Workstation release and an ongoing subscription to Red Hat Enterprise Linux Customer Support. I'd pray to Lennart every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "SystemD is love", I would say, "SystemD is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion of Lennart. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Lennart. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "[ OK ]". He grabs me with his powerful programmer hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Lennart. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Lennart. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Lennart. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Lennart looks him straight in the eye, and says, "I am expanding SystemD". Lennart leaves through my window. SystemD is love. SystemD is life.

@deprecated_ii@poa.st changbert

@menherahair@eientei.org this is incredible, thank you

@Junes@clubcyberia.co it's so weird now that you mention it. I have no knowledge of either destiny game at all. It's like it's not even real

@meso@new.asbestos.cafe alex jones is a trans woman now ❤️❤️❤️❤️ s(he) is so beautiful 😍

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love teacher grooms a kid to be trans and then the entire school is killed along with the teacher, Ten Familial Execution style

My only steam usage for the last year has just been opening the app every once in a while and doomscrolling endlessly not playing or buying anything

KILL THE GOYIM!!!!!

I feel like Mike and Joes physiques dissuade more people from trying steroids than any D.A.R.E campaign could ever dream to

found this gemerald in the reviews of a shirt

what is unc even doing at this point? at a random ass park no less

@meso@new.asbestos.cafe nigger cake

KEKKKKKKK MASTERFUL USAGE OF THE ASSISINATION ATTEMPT TO GET THE BALLROOM. GOOD WORK PATRIOT 💪💪💪

Yongle - you yon glee

joshua weissman vs adam regusa fight to the death

stop smashing the burgers please

@freepatriot@merovingian.club I want America to be more like China what is that ideology called

@ThePoastmasterGeneral this might be the blackest moment of all time

denim, oak cap, dirt road, cold beer and a girl all mentioned within the first few seconds of singing. that's a country lyric masterclass right there

@meso@new.asbestos.cafe this is the only nigga in existence calling nyc pizza an orange pizza

wake up at 2am every day

when im in a "shittiest high of all time" competition and my opponent is edible marijuana

@wertimer@clubcyberia.co because american idol is hell I watch it for the cringe. everyone sings horribly especially this season and the judges never critique anyone because they are scared of getting charlie kirked

@BroDrillard Wow, tractor trailers are fucking beasts. Casually explodes an SUV into a million pieces and the truck doesn't slow down even slightly. Unstoppable force

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co another proud display of Bulgarian supremacy cc @meso@new.asbestos.cafe

I just saw lennart poetering bounce on a bbc for hours IRL

@Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa @elftummy@poa.st no way, elftummy posts women that look like the average modern woman

"bro hop on vc" Me:

oh my fucking god lmfao I love America so much it's unreal

wow, poor d4vd I didnt know it wasn't his fault

I think I drank too much cough syrup this cant be happening

this is fucking gross only a mental retard would eat this or a smash burger in general

neo nazi who loves seinfeld

"In one extreme historical case during the Ming Dynasty, the Yongle Emperor ordered a "Ten Familial Exterminations" against scholar Fang Xiaoru, which included his students as the tenth group, resulting in 873 deaths." holy shit dawg

@Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa @elftummy@poa.st nevermind I thought you were replying to this lol

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co barnyard nigga

no thanks

@meso@new.asbestos.cafe I asked AI to draw getgle girl as sour candy packaging, i can't imagine pulling a snack off the shelf and this is the branding