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It is 2026. I am reviewing 6000+ line pull requests, and I may be the first human to actually read the code.
I feel beaten. I am done. This might be hell, and perhaps I deserve to be here.
If you haven't automated your Factorio with Claude yet, you are about to be left behind.
3410 lines of code changes. Split on three pull requests. Terse code, built with a horrible DSL, I do not know. Produced by a human aided by an AI.
I am set as the reviewer. This is my job now.
I don't like my job right now. I don't feel the energy to go for a run. I cannot go for a run. I need to deliver three code reviews. I cannot go for a run.
What background do you use on your hyprland? Mine? “Udslidt”, painted by H.A. Brendekilde, 1889.
Lyn-analyse af det danske folketingsvalg. Ender det med at blive Troels, Mette, eller Lars, kan historisk mange danskere sige “Skyld ikke skylden på mig. Jeg stemte ikke på det.” #dkpol
Jeg kan allerede nu afsløre at jeg ikke blev stemt ind i folketinget i denne omgang.
Jeg glemte simpelthen at stille op.
Startup idea: The airbnb of AI.
No, wait. The über or AI.
No. The über of airbnb.
There. I am sticking to it. I am calling it äibnb.
It has been zero minutes since I’ve copy-pasted the content of a “rich editor experience” into my editor to fix the formatting and copy-paste it back into the “rich editor experience” to post it.
En moderne gyserhistorie:
Året er 2026. Du logger på en irc server, du har med dine venner. Sekundet efter modtager du en privat besked fra en bruger, der kalder sig “justitsministerhummelgaard”.
Beskeden siger “a/s/l?”
I just thought of a drinking game. Take a shot every time YouTube shows an advertisement.
On second thought, this might be suicidal.
It has been zero seconds since an AI lied to me
Remember to log on to Microsoft Github and review the AI settings.
I've heard that in hell, you got ten agentic AIs working for you. Can't wait to go there!
Phoenix LiveView is not your application state.
Tillykke til de to tidligere DR chefer, der fik godt 4,4 millioner kroner i løn og pension, da de blev fyret i midt februar.
(sarkasme kan forekomme)
There is a Cloude Code meetup in Copenhagen.
I am so angry right now.
It wasn't me. But damn straight!
Statement regarding the LinkedIn post I just read, where someone posted a fictitious iCloud conversation between him and his dad’s friend, who happens to have the name “Claude.”
Here’s my statement. HAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Microslop Teams