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Erkhyan

@erkhyan@yiff.life
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I was born, raised, and am still living in central Madagascar. Yes, really. Also known as DarHan on a few other sites.

Furry artist, frequently but not always NSFW.
Pretends to be a writer.

Current pfp by Kaiden (https://bsky.app/profile/kaidenhusky77.bsky.social).

#Madagascar #Furry #LGBT

1288 Followers
259 Following
50 Posts
Joined October 11, 2020
Pronouns:
He/Him
Location:
Antananarivo, Madagascar
Languages:
🇲🇬 🇫🇷 🇺🇸
Website:
https://erkhyan.carrd.co
Fur Affinity:
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/darhan
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Most vampires don’t live in castles. Dracula lives in a castle because he’s a count, not because he’s a vampire. Most vampires don’t have That Accent. Dracula has that accent because he’s from Romania, not because he’s a vampire. Hashtag Stop Stereotyping Vampires.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 1w ago
Me: “Man, I should give Clip Studio Paint another chance.” CSP: *establishes eye contact and pulls out a pair of massive machine guns* CSP: *without breaking eye contact, points one machine gun at each of its own feet* CSP: *never beaks eye contact, resolutely presses both triggers*
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Replying to
“I remember when…” Well, I remember when it was 2004 and I had to travel downtown just to buy my weekly one hour of internet connection. I remember when it was 2005 and the only way I was able to get better internet access was because I was lucky to get hired by a well-connected French tech bro. I remember when I could finally afford my own internet connection in 2011, and it was only because I lived with my parents, did not have to pay rents, and thus could afford to pay for a luxury that ate up over a third of my paycheck. I remember those times, and oooh damn have I not forgotten how hard and uncomfortable it felt to try and find one’s space in those “better, smaller websites” when the vast majority of the user base was AmericEuropean and you were not.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 3w ago
Vague politics opinion
On year 25 or so of “huh, the system was supposed to prevent THAT”, I’m a bit leery of being told that “[bad thing] won’t happen here because, unlike [place where it happened], our system has safeguards to prevent it”
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Replying to
I’ve mentioned it before, but for example, less than a third of the population of Madagascar has internet access in 2026, and the vast majority of those users only have access to Meta’s social networks. I do not think “retvrn to those blessed years when only 0.01% of the population had internet access” sounds quite attractive as a solution to me.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2w ago
Anyway, I did some more DIY housework today (cut off a gutter downpipe that was a couple of inches too long, fixed the small gate between the front balcony and the front yard).
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Replying to
“We just want a return to better communities…” Well, maybe start thinking of ways to achieve that goal, that don’t just sound like a wish to turn the clock back two decades. “We just want genuine human interaction…” And a lot of y’all out there sound like you think the only way to achieve that is to RETVRN to the online equivalent of the goddamn little house on the goddamn prairie. “It would be great if it all collapsed and we rebuilt a better thing over the ashes” Well listen to you, Blessed and Honorable Arnaud Amalric. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius forever, eh?
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 3mo ago
Today in “sounds obvious but I didn’t think of it”: Every photo of the moon seen through a rainbow has the moon roughly three quarters full, because of the physics of rainbows. (i.e. a rainbow is a circle that’s 42 degrees wide around the opposite of the sun’s direction, meaning that in order to be seen through a rainbow, the moon has to be 42 degrees away from/to being full.)
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
From the archives…
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 3mo ago
Today in “please hire human translators”, this picture sent from Canada by a former coworker of mine. Who wants a “Sauce of Korean Guy”?
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 4mo ago

The framing device for The Lord of the Rings is that it’s a book written by Bilbo and Frodo, with some additions by Sam.

Given that Sam is a gardener, my headcanon is that all the excessive descriptions of vegetation, especially the scene that lists all the species of plants that grow in Ithilien, were 100% his work.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago

Today’s take is that people who see LLMs and gen AI as a tool against the copyright system are missing the issue that LLMs and gen AI have the same exact flaw as the copyright system:

Megacorps laying claim to all of human creativity and aiming to be the only ones allowed to sell it back to you.

Like… baby, the hundred-million-dollar companies transparently running a “first hit is free” scam on you are absolutely NOT about “democratizing” shit.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@nlupo@amikejo.xyz Sorry, I did not have the tool to draw a few small dots in Sofia, Cairo, São Paolo, or Cape Town to ensure that the map was absolutely accurate.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago

Heard in a YouTube video just now:

“Aww, a quokka!”

“A what?”

“A quokka!”

“The thing that chicken have?”

“That’s… no. That’s a cloaca.”

“Oh.”

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 1mo ago

Sorry, my brain last night decided to remember that time a former mutual announced in public that they unsubscribed from several Patreons because, paraphrased, “$5 for full-res illustrations is a rip-off, give me MORE if I’m paying that much”.

Aside from the fact that they described the exact way I’m running my Patreon as a “rip-off”, consider the optics of complaining in public that you’re “only” getting several full-res illustrations for

FIVE (5)

dollars.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 4mo ago

Today in sad news:

Tsitakakantsa, the widest ever recorded baobab tree, is showing early signs of dying after nine centuries of life.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@southpaw1312@yiff.life Ironically, smartphones are probably the only reason why Madagascar’s internet access rate is 29% rather than 2.9%.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago

In the last few years, I’ve seen far many more people criticizing progressives for having a cult-like devotion to Bernie Sanders, than I’ve seen actual progressives displaying a cult-like devotion to Bernie Sanders.

In fact, I’ve run into a good dozen of the former in the last week alone, but can’t remember when I last interacted with the latter.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 5mo ago

Do you think it’s a bug or a feature that all those ID verification laws will have the side effect of walling poorer countries off from the internet?

(The poorer the country, the fewer forms of ID are recognized as “valid” by ID verification orgs, often leaving the notoriously hard-to-obtain passport as the only accepted option.)

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago

TIL that the Malagasy legislature passed a law last month that any land plot acquired by a non-Malagasy citizen during the colonial era will have its ownership reverted to the Malagasy state, unless the previous owner can prove that the land has since passed into private Malagasy ownership.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 1mo ago

Baguette-mayonnaise-tomato sandwich, my scandalously simple beloved.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago

130 years ago, 6 August 1896, the French legislature voted to annex Madagascar as a French colony.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
You can always follow a kangaroo into the water. You will certainly not regret following a kangaroo into the water.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
People in fiction when they need a ship that will fly really close to the sun: “How about ‘Icarus’?” The same people a while later when the ship named Icarus is severely damaged by its passage close to the sun: PikachuFace.gif
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Me: “I wish it was as safe to go out at night in Antananarivo as it is during the day.” Monkey’s paw: *one finger curls up* Antananarivo: *becomes unsafe to go out during the day too, due to a wave of mass hysteria* (I would elaborate, but this is all so stupid, I don’t know if I could stand to. Maybe later.)
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Do I want to watch a YouTuber do a blind reaction to a Malagasy song? (Blind reaction as in “has zero prior knowledge about Malagasy culture or language”) Do I want to risk it?
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tilton@fursuits.online I genuinely had some European tech head argue a couple of years ago that I was “too negative” about gen AI (1) and that he found it useful (2). (1) after I mentioned that my mother, brother, sister-in-law, several relatives, and a grand total of two hundred people were laid off from a single company at once (over 90% of its workforce) because the boss decided that AI could do their job now. (2) quote, “it helps my kids do their homework”.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Do you think the “flying saucers and abductions” aliens have a rank named “probe-ass-ionary officer”? (Never let a little pronunciation difference get in the way of a joke, I say.)
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Old rant, Star Wars fans
To this day, I still don’t understand why people were so goddamn ANGRY that the Imperial protagonists in Star Wars: Battlefront II defected to the Rebellion mid-story. Were people really THAT eager to play unrepentant fascist death squads? I mean, if that’s what you’re into, then Star Wars: Squadrons lets you play an Imperial squadron that never defects and even gets to blow up several civilian hospital ships for bonus points at one point.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 1mo ago

From Tumblr user AtomicWrongs:

I also think it’s important to tell the difference between “the author’s barely-disguised fetish” and “the audience member’s unrealised kink that they’re projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts”

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Today’s tiny French village is… Apparently, the S is mute. Yup, the road sign keeps getting stolen.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 3mo ago
I… uh… … okay? https://ea-nasir-shop.com/
ea-nasir-shop.com
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Replying to
re: Madagascar news, disaster
Just little more than a year later… Last night, a large fire destroyed Bazary Kely, the largest public market in Toamasina (Madagascar’s second largest city, which is still trying to recover from a direct hit by Cyclone Gezani only six months ago). At least one person dead and one injured. ~3200 booths destroyed, close to 90% of the market.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 3mo ago
RE: https://yiff.life/@erkhyan/115736994956283972 I just found something even more obtuse: The American who acts like the one and only thing that exists outside America is the European Union. Not even the entirety of the European continent. Just the European Union.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@soatok@furry.engineer My hot take is that humans in those games have ten fingers, so there’s no reason why they should be limited to two rings. … Plus an extra ring slot for the penis.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 3mo ago
Today in Madagascar news, people in the neighborhood of Ivandry in Antananarivo were surprised to hear gunfire. The official explanation? The presidential guard says they noticed a couple of drones following the presidential motorcade, so they… uh… attempted to shoot them down.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 5mo ago

This is the second day in a row that I see blatant Russian propaganda on a major Malagasy news site.

Getting bolder, are we.

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TeflonTrout@beige.party @nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt @robinhood@yiff.life Huh. I knew the song but not its title, so I also did miss the joke.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@chipotle@mstdn.social I just got the same exact email and had the same exact reaction.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tilton Just taking my kids for a walk in the park.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@icefoxx@yiff.life My Kobo is about that old, and yup.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
I don’t remember, does Mastodon (or GlitchSoc) have an option to search specifically for a reply to me or a mention of me? I just realized now that there’s a post I intended to reply to, but forgot about for a few days, and now it’s hopelessly lost in the absolute flood of replies I’ve been getting in the last couple of days.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2w ago
RE: https://yiff.life/@erkhyan/117292642616316830 My brain has decided that, because I’ve felt too sleepy and unfocused for the last several hours to work on art, then I’ve achieved NOTHING today.
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Anyway, I did some more DIY housework today (cut off a gutter downpipe that was a couple of inches too long, fixed the small gate between the front balcony and the front yard).
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Erkhyan: "Anyway, I did some more DIY housework today (cut …" - Yiff.Life - It's not what you think...

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@hi_cial@donphan.social That’s the main reason why I haven’t actually watched the video yet. I don’t want to groan at all the ways the person can sound offensive out of sheer ignorance.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
The shortest possible day (sunrise to sunset) in Antananarivo is 10 hours and 59 minutes, and the longest possible day is 13 hours and 16 minutes. As you can imagine, it was a bit of a shock when I moved to Paris (shortest day 8 hours and 15 minutes, longest day 16 hours and 11 minutes) for a little while.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tek Here. (Still lists 2024 for Madagascar, though.)
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@StripeyYena@chaosfurs.social And now guess who just got into the second game again. Tuned Corolla, my shamelessly game-breaking beloved.
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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
RE: https://yiff.life/@erkhyan/116966419438971263 I commented on BlueSky about how some of the responses to this post here on the Fediverse were needlessly hostile, argumentative, and/or pedantic, especially coming from users with “FOSS” and “tech” in their profile texts… … and I just discovered right now that my account almost immediately got added to two blocklists titled “Anti-FOSS” and “Anti-Fediverse”. Heh.
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Every time I see people clamoring for the internet to be like it used to be before, I cannot help but wonder if they’re also thinking of fixing an issue from the old internet, which is that the world in “world wide web” often looked like this.
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Erkhyan: "Every time I see people clamoring for the interne…" - Yiff.Life - It's not what you think...

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Erkhyan @erkhyan@yiff.life
· 2mo ago
Your irregular reminder that “Immaculate Conception” does not refer to Jesus being born without a biological father, but to Mary being conceived and born without sin because Embryo Jesus needed to be implanted into a completely sinless womb.
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