I’m sorry but do we come around to your houses and blast frickin’ lasers all over your living room? We’re not Catherine Zeta-Jones you know. #EMFCamp
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06We are the ducks of Eastor Deer Park and we like quacking at geeks
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Bye geeks! Love you, mean it. QUACK THE PLANET #EMFCamp
Godspeed to all #EMFSpiders embarking on their outreach programmes today
What #EMFCamp don’t realise is this is the night we hit NullSector and flap our wings to banging choons.
Our afternoon talk in Stage Q is ‘5 Reasons humans take your eggs. Number 3 will shock you!’ Followed by ‘Pancakes - Friend or Foe?’. Moorhens welcome. #EMFCamp
Bad weather for ducks #EMFCamp
OHAI GEEKS!
RE: @crashposition@indieweb.social
PUT YOUR WINGS IN THE AIR!
May as well get in the spirit of it. Our workshop, ‘laying eggs for fun and profit’ will be in the north lake at 10am. Bring a basket. NSFD (not suitable for ducklings) #EMFCamp
What's that? I see some geeks.
oh no
(With apoloquacks to https://share.google/images/Tzo7BFp8V18U1gCWd)
QUACK THE PLANET!
Geoff the moorhen is glowing in the dark. What are you geeks up to? #emfcamp2024 #emfcamp
One of the radioactive spiders has become Man-Spider. He has the ability to get a job, apply for mortgages and check their phone too much.
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Wait! Where did everybody go? We were about to start our waddlercise session in Workshop Pond.
No more geeks. No-one to quack at. Geoff the moorhen and I are off to Magaluf for the summer. Quack, quack!
Quack!
Love this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbVxBFGAl4Q
Have you taken that submarine with you? It kept booping Geoff the moorhen.
Replying to
@andypiper He seems to be fine but we’re worried he might bite a geek and create MoorMan. Someone normal but bobs their head a lot.
Waddling around the lake listening to lovely noodling by @mdales@mastodon.me.uk