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@druid@diclonius.princess.wedding
akkoma 3.18.1
Male, 40, Dharmist, Bipolar.
I will probably be nice to you if you're nice to me!
I will probably be nice to you if you're nice to me!
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Swimsuit ❤️
Randomly remembering the UK N64 magazine and its amazing reviews of bad games. "Breaking the cart open reveals chips of varying thicknesses that can be used to prop up wobbly chairs and tables." 😂
Get your girl a school swimsuit with her name on it in hiragana
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Tie them down, feed them viagra and then brutally edge them until they're crying ❤️
Make sure you hug your girl after spanking her!
I'm visiting my parents! They have a beautiful white house bunny who's now nine years old and still going strong. 🥰
The modern world has "unrealistic standards." The Pagan world has "aspirational figures."
Got up early so I'm feeling low energy and braindead. A perfect day for Skyrim. Let's see if I can finally get Dragonrend for once...
Oh god, it's time to watch Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) with my oomfie....
4% on Rotten Tomatoes....
Movie night with oomf :3
Fuck it, I'm gonna watch Overlord.
>tfw you will never be a cool skelly
Little bulge ❤️
On Firefox mobile, my first tab is fedi, and my second tab is a girl's butt that I really like. I go to that tab periodically to make sure it never gets shelved into inactive tabs. Every time I open my tabs, I'm greeted by such a nice butt in the thumbnail. 
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@unmind@social.xenofem.me Yeah, I always associated it with risperidone LOL
Aripriprazole is at least a LITTLE less demiurginal....
I want to play with oomf's tits... 😭
Huh, I didn't know there was an IMAX cinema a reasonable drive away from me. I think I'll actually go and see The Odyssey. Now if only I had an oomf to go with...
Yay, I passed both my uni modules for the last year!! I got pretty good grades, but just shy of the top grades I really wanted. Understandable considering all the disruption and struggle that set me back this past year. The first year's grades don't count towards the final degree score anyway.
Hopefully, this coming year has none of those distractions, and I can focus on giving it my all. ❤️
Shy girls in swimsuits 😭
I HATE how discord makes the same noise for server notifications as DMs. I should be able to know whether it's a sort and breedable oomf DMing me or just another vtuber notification.
Okay, England beat Argentina in the rugby! Good stuff. Time to turn over and watch the footy.
ENGLAND GOAL!
Oh. That's supposed to be Helen of Troy?
.... Oh.
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz I should just marry Lydia, that's the true "walks directly towards the quest marker" Nord thing to do. Besides, if I don't marry her she'll just sit in the cuck chair forever.
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz That sounds kinda fun! I did do a few magic builds in the past, but it ended up feeling strange with the tone of the game and the main quest. Morrowind had no such problems, felt just as natural to do it as an Altmer mage as it did as a Redguard barbarian.
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz AND YET YOU CAN'T FUCK HER
WHAT'S THE POINT OF A GOTH GF YOU CAN'T RIZZ
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz Holy shit, really? You should definitely at least beat Morrowind. It's a masterpiece. Blows all the other Elder Scrolls games out of the water tbh.
Boys with girl avatars will be forced to crossdress
Why do people hate Nolan's Odyssey? I know nothing about it, fill me in please
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz Do you play on a high difficulty?
I tend to just go heavy armour, mace and shield, lol. Maximum dumb brute
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz Man I already get pissed off dealing with alchemy LOL. I never do alchemy, enchant or smith, I just sell expensive items to buy potions and rely on loot. The true 80IQ Nord gameplay
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz I think the most I've had is like 20? And that was in vanilla Oblivion, which really NEEDED modding.
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz Man I hate survival modes in these games, I dunno how you do it lol
Watching Higurashi with oomf, she's never seen it but I've been to the village irl :3
Satoko's uncle comes up and slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz Yeah, I just don't find that fun! Besides, they're a huge perk-sink.
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@Starcross@mk.absturztau.be You're absolutely doing the right thing. If you get the better job, just be polite but honest with the worse one about why you want to back out - cite the higher pay and longer contract. The best that happens is the worse job improves their offer in a bid to match the better one. The worst that happens is they try to sound authoritarian and say you HAVE to take the job, in which case you just ignore them and dip for the better one. Win/win.