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dan slimmon

@danslimmon@hachyderm.io
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he/him. leftist. SRE. opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of anyone

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15 Posts
Joined November 19, 2022
Podcast:
https://techblows.net
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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

There's this myth that automated spam detection is hard because spammers are all very clever masters of disguise.

No. Spammers are stupid as a shoe. They have dog shit for brains.

Automated spam detection is hard because the line between spam and "legitimate" marketing activity is a fiction.

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

he'll yeah #technologyblows #design #chrysler

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

if all we're gonna do is trade gen-AI copypasta all day… why can't i just go home?

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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Also I'm gonna start sending a 20-year-old headshot as the opener of every email from now on. " So sorry for the delay in replying! I was busy collecting 1099 forms"
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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

"Virtual reality hat" patented by Facebook in 2019. Not sure what the guy in Fig 15 is doing but he should definitely not be allowed within 500ft of a school #vrgaming #virtualreality #meta

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 8mo ago

Apple sure is very proud of this new Liquid Glass thing, despite its looking like absolute ass #ios

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

Disturbing, yes. But slow down AI investment in the States and soon it'll be the Chinese forcing Kenyans to watch them shit

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/workers-report-watching-ray-ban-meta-shot-footage-of-people-using-the-bathroom/

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

I'll trust them when Altman goes on Instagram and takes a big bite of a Hellfire missile

https://theintercept.com/2026/03/08/openai-anthropic-military-contract-ethics-surveillance/

OpenAI on Surveillance and Autonomous Killings: You’re Going to Have to Trust Us
The Intercept

OpenAI on Surveillance and Autonomous Killings: You’re Going to Have to Trust Us

OpenAI says Americans shouldn’t worry about the ethics of its new Pentagon contract. You’ll have to take their word for it (and Pete Hegseth’s).

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JThwVnphF4A <== This week's episode of Technology Blows is for the New Englanders! Marty is a fully automated dipshit that wanders around the Stop & Shop getting in everyone's way and posing for selfies. Sometimes it hugs a cancer kid.

#technologyblows #marty #stopandshop #retail #robotics #podcast

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

Slake your podcast thirst with Technology Blows Episode 17! Part 2 of our 3-part metaverse bacchanal

Full episode: https://techblows.net/17 YouTube: https://techblows.net/yt

#technologyblows #virtualreality #gaming #meta #horizonworlds #podcast

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

Technology Blows Ep. 16: "Horizon World's: Mark Zuckerberg's Legless VR Utopia" is ouuuut. It's part 1 of our first 3-parter! Suit up, jack in, and Zuck out

https://techblows.net/16

#technologyblows #virtualreality #vr #meta #vrgaming #podcast

Technology Blows | Horizon Worlds: Mark Zuckerberg's legless VR utopia (Part 1)
Technology Blows

Technology Blows | Horizon Worlds: Mark Zuckerberg's legless VR utopia (Part 1)

Suit up, jack in, and Zuck out. I'm joined by guest Anderson Gronvold as we abandon meatspace for metaspace. Find out why you can't afford to miss out on Meta's flagship VR experience. Legs optiona...

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 8mo ago

No new episode of https://techblows.net tomorrow (😢) but next week, we start our first 3-parter (😃), which is mostly talking shit about Mark Zuckerberg (🤡). High five! #technologyblows #meta #horizonworlds #vr

Technology Blows
Technology Blows

Technology Blows

Like a self-driving Uber at a busy crosswalk, technological innovation keeps hurtling boldly ahead. Whether you’re choking down a mug of Keurig between back-to-back Zoom calls, granting GPS permission to the iPhone app that flashes your vape pen’s firmware, or just silently praying for the haywire inventory bot at the supermarket to come out of Sentinel Mode so you can scramble to safety, Technology Blows is the audio tour guide for your information-age malaise.

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 8mo ago

House Democrats introduce a bill that would require ICE agents to wear a unique QR code linking to a complaint intake form https://www.biometricupdate.com/202601/house-democrats-propose-qr-code-id-requirement-for-ice-cbp-agents

House Democrats propose QR code ID requirement for ICE, CBP agents | Biometric Update
Biometric Update | Biometrics News, Companies and Explainers

House Democrats propose QR code ID requirement for ICE, CBP agents | Biometric Update

House Democrats introduced legislation that if passed would force federal immigration enforcement agents to wear a public-facing identification.

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dan slimmon @danslimmon@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@jacobvo@mastodon.social WHOA i did NOT know that
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