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Joined February 09, 2023

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 8mo ago

Replying to

@garius the LOLest moment of the last few years on LinkedIn was explaining to an Oracle sales rep how fucking shit the company was and their historical context for being assholes and him thanking me for the details that weren't clear to him and made his last year of conversations make a lot more sense

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 8mo ago

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@jap @fnwbr @kodamachameleon @thedarktangent it does seem odd that it doesn't include the names in a list in the repo, but I guess people might sue? just hash the names one way and then check if a hash matches though :)

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 8mo ago

Replying to

@lowqualityfacts I appreciate the challenge, will start working on it now

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 16mo ago

Replying to

@dangoodin@infosec.exchange getting my camera out so I can screenshot my signal chats and then edit them with the analog loophole like a caveman

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@SeanCasten@mastodon.social he's a whiny ass bitch whose done more personal harm to our democracy than anyone I can think of, I wouldn't piss on him to put out a fire

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@DigitalHorology my light cone will never be the same however, thank you for making me look that up

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

you know I realize openclaw is dwarf fortress for normies

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 16mo ago

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@dangoodin@infosec.exchange sometimes I even want a screenshot of a signal thing... sigh

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@oxidecomputer@hachyderm.io I hope that excitement takes them through the next ten years, good luck y'all

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

Replying to on hails.org

@hailey@hails.org lived long enough to become the villain, I worked on an OSS project that made fun of other projects for being bloated and slow, and then we kept adding shit until we too were hoisted by our own petards

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 8mo ago

Replying to on mastodon.social

@Daojoan@mastodon.social its even better imo - this is the homework that literally builds their entire platforms and can be copy pasted into anything lol (as if they have a moat at this point but still funny)

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 20mo ago

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@AHollowedHunter@techhub.social @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io do they all see the same blind hairstylist?

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 16mo ago

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@mathew@universeodon.com @aburka@hachyderm.io @dangoodin@infosec.exchange I mean - last time I wrote the code to export the data from signal that's what I found https://github.com/ConstantineK/export-signal-desktop-to-json/blob/49de9cdffd9368518dc295c502dd17e0e4a0e1b5/src/lib.rs#L215 - my program could read your encrypted sqlite database (or could when I wrote it two years ago) by getting the password out of the json stored right next to it

export-signal-desktop-to-json/src/lib.rs at 49de9cdffd9368518dc295c502dd17e0e4a0e1b5 · ConstantineK/export-signal-desktop-to-json

A simple Rust CLI to export Signal messages from the Desktop client. - ConstantineK/export-signal-desktop-to-json

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 16mo ago

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@aburka@hachyderm.io @dangoodin@infosec.exchange I'll only be comfortable never running windows 10 - if you run signal desktop your encrypted sqlite database's password is right next to the file so the security model there is a bit out of the window

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 12mo ago

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@ct276@mastodon.social @QasimRashid@mastodon.social what "charlie would want" is an even more divisive society so he could continue to grift off his lies, anyone saying otherwise is a bot or an ahistorical idiot

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 16mo ago

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@aburka@hachyderm.io @mathew@universeodon.com @dangoodin@infosec.exchange PR's welcome if it doesn't do something, it was one of my first Rust projects and I haven't done a ton since 😅 that being said I am pretty sure they haven't changed anything - cat .config/Signal/config.json shows me the exact same structure I saw on windows 2 years ago

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 26mo ago

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@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social if we dont start closing down big businesses who misappropriate our data there's really no reason to expect any data you give to any corporation will remain private for more than 5 years

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 31mo ago

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@tfiebig@wybt.net @bobthomson70@mastodon.social @mikebroberts@hachyderm.io the number of times I have heard "we only hire seniors" but of course, none of them has any grey in their hair... so as long as they are seniors under 40 they are good

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 12mo ago

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@ct276@mastodon.social @QasimRashid@mastodon.social https://freethoughtnow.org/charlie-kirk-glorifies-a-life-of-subordination-for-women-and-girls-at-young-womens-leadership-summit/ here's his messages to women and girls - dont get a job and just pump out more babies than you can afford, submit to your husband, college is bad for you and education is bad for you - hell he'd probably be pissed these two women have jobs instead of are making dinner

Charlie Kirk glorifies a life of subordination for women and girls at ‘Young Women’s Leadership Summit’ - Freethought Now

Freethought Now

Charlie Kirk glorifies a life of subordination for women and girls at ‘Young Women’s Leadership Summit’ - Freethought Now

Walking into a Charlie Kirk–endorsed “Leadership Summit” geared toward young women, I already knew it would leave me upset. However, after a seemingly never-ending weekend, I realized it was not the constant degradation of women or the villainization of feminism that disturbed me the most, as I had expected. What bothered me more was the […]

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

@DigitalHorology@hachyderm.io
sorry I am going to have to say they got it right

Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Class: Insecta
Clade: Aparaglossata
Superorder: Panorpida
Clade: Antliophora
Order: Siphonaptera

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

I wonder how long until the larger platforms have LLM assisted targeting where you put in your message and then it rewrites your content to appeal to that specific person

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

@simonbs I kinda want to hear it because its funny to me, and I like a laugh

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 16mo ago

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@aburka@hachyderm.io @mathew@universeodon.com @dangoodin@infosec.exchange for windows the key point is that any program running as your user probably can still access the data afaict with the reading of that doc

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io

· 31mo ago

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@tfiebig@wybt.net @bobthomson70@mastodon.social @mikebroberts@hachyderm.io 😭 😆

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