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Owen Beresford

@channelOwen@fosstodon.org
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Software engineer in new media/fintech. OO/FP. Still fixing your UX. Still making those tests. Still pursuing DRE ~ Defect Removal Efficiency :)

44 Followers
223 Following
50 Posts
Joined October 31, 2022
linkedin:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/owen-beresford-bb6ab030/
github:
https://github.com/owenBeresford
website:
https://owenberesford.me.uk/
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io Your data is good (as ever)
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
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@infobeautiful@vis.social you might like this plot
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@erikaheidi@fosstodon.org , but ostriches are dangerous opportunists.. and are strong sprinters with your lunch. One stole my sisters special sandwich, on her birthday trip to a Zoo.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago

#TIL the rain in my eyes is less acidic than when I was child. Progress!
Despite now living in a big city, and as a child the dismal rainy stixx.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@AkaSci@fosstodon.org Would being hit by a big wave have the same impact on Titan? Im thinking different gravity and liquid , but have no mental model for inertia. if waves form easily that implies less inertia per wave. That would be a function of the ""gravity well"?
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
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My focus is on the use of the features, If you think you are "scaling the FE" all the time, the changes just focused on the code and mostly ignoring people.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

Smol voice: what is "Authenticity" in english prose?
I've been following what some authority said my entire life.
My grammar and readability is less bad than at 18, but I think I am authenticity not great at english.
#engrish. #linguists

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Note: If this happens to under-leverage PPC campaigns, this is probably in your interest.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
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#ukpol If some later hard-liner renaissance tries to crack down on costumed characters, Then room-fulls of people do the "je suis Binface" / "I am sparticus binface" / v for vendetta mask A hero for democracy and accountability. Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 1mo ago

"#cyber", "#cybersecurity" to web people, is there a valid use-case for any of:
GET /@fs/ . . .
GET /var/www/ . . .
GET /aws/ . . . .
GET /.aws-credentials/ . . . .
URLs?

I think some JS test tools use /@fs/ (storybook?), but looking at the URLS some bot attempted, that is not for production.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 1mo ago

Regression-test: I find it weird that "webdev people" suddenly started talking about #featureFlags in 2015. (or so). Or maybe talking about them were I could hear.
I know there are annual "add this topic as new" lectures/ training events, for people with less experience.
But on this detail, how did I not notice them in 2012-2014 if the feature-flag topic was annual?

Older Linux/ unix tools have been using feature-flags since 1960 or some thing. Vim is a clear example.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

#TIL about the" cite" field on some github repos.
This is useful for making attribution lists.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

#random, #TIL that the agilemanifesto.org website is unreadable on a mac/ safari. oops!

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

security best practice #3453457234: if you use Node as a repl, purge the ~/.node_repl_history
every so often.
And definitely after end-of-project

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago

[In the UK] Why are supermarket vendors printing "not in EU" labels on goods in EN? Surely it should be printed in FR or DE (etc).
Maybe an 'EU' in a slashed circle, and avoid the prose...

So the EU Burgers know they can buy or not (I have no umlaut).

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 1mo ago

UK, London, #leSigh The lizabet line is, what, 4 or 5 YO now? The first time i rode it, there was no wobble. Today it wobbles/ sways in some patches (like DLR).
This is quite fast ageing, compared to build time or build cost.

It might not wobble in winter.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 1mo ago

Does anyone know why consumer medical gadgets count paces rather than km?

Healthy and active people should be moving quite a few km/d with no drama or stress.

Quite a few people average at 5k PACES, that is just a few km, nothing much.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

#language #engrish
Do you use "automation" as a regular english noun (pluralising with an 's'), or as an uncountable noun (like "water" is)?

Or only use it as a verb, and skip this.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Message mostly as I am walking along and needing to tense my back up manually, as it doesn't work properly today.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 1mo ago

#boring
UK, My local _sports direct_ has stopped doing Lonsdale for clothing.
What is the point in sports direct without cheap brands?

My jogggers are not to look at at, just make me look dressed whilst exercising

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

#UX Avanti trains have booster seats for disabled people (on the end of benches).
Posting as no idea what that booster is for

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

Yesterday i managed to simulate a fork() bomb on my self in bash, so I rebooted.
I know have UEFI updates from "unknown vendor".

Previously these have been originating in MSFT, but this doesn't look dodgy does it?

#ubuntu #computersStillConcernMeGreatly #weShouldNotTrustThisDirtySandWithImportantData

Do i really need to make a VM to find out what the update is?

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
or do I have skills to "just find companies where they fired that intern several years ago?"
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

Please can marketing stop publishing product tabular data as an image. it not mobile friendly.

Yes there is a historic no-tables-edict, but that was for layout not tabular data.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

Ohne Kontext betrachtet: „Stille Nacht“ ist als Lied und Melodie besser als „Silent Night“.

Moving everything into en-SIMPLE doesn't actually help.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
ignoring a second what the organisations aim for, profit seeking entities should not be allowed to stand for election in a democracy.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

I'm always confused how the US confuses "stats" and "insight".

Classic WWII example (when stats was still a hand-work activity):
stats: returning planes with damage tend to have holes in these areas, X, Y, Z
insight: ....the planes that came back...you overlooked he 20% missing planes

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@vicash@fosstodon.org thanks for the interest, I have made an issue on github. This is called markpad, by alecdotdev The random firmware errors are correlated to the app starting. They are repeating. there doesn't seem to be snap processes running in the user shell.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@AkaSci@fosstodon.org I apologise if I am now spamming, [on earth] I think a tonne of tar expresses more inertia as more viscus, than a tonne of water, so a wave in tar would hurt more if it hits you.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago

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I, ... am very curious to know the process by which VScode translates "Std" into "stupid".
Note lower case 'S'. This codebase only uses the token "stupid" in one comment, not related to current typing.

if [MSFT owned] VScode is reading my *chat* service logs, they are breaking a lot of expectations.

MSword has much better guess algorithms, and I think is owned by MSFT.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

#TIL, that #Amazon have their own production line for Feta.
they really want to eat Walmat etc don;'t they?

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago

Its a shame the European Alternatives account seems unfunded / closed / they fired that intern.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 1mo ago

#random could someone explain to me why marketing people think that a video of some guy holding a piece of clothing is better than a static image? I don't find random middle aged people with beards that exciting.
For a 10s clip, 40% of the time wasn't focused on the clothing for sale. It was a static cam, maybe a phone.

This "solution" feels like #WAP.

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago

Modern linux: I installed a text editor
(via snap)
It complains it can't do stuff in the firmware and doesn't finish loading.
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sorry what?
This isn't ms-DOS. Why would a user-land text editor need to do anything to the firmware?

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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
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@vicash@fosstodon.org The errors are after snap has finished. I am running ubuntu 24 LTS. Why do text editors try to read or adjust firmware?
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
Replying to
The temp/ humidity is making me more harsh/ hard edged.
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Writing this in public, as if this account was cracked, some of the people that can read this would probably be affected (but possibly ignorant to this). ...mail sent 2 days ago... (oops)
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Owen Beresford @channelOwen@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to

there is now more

EDIT: TIL, I think that using shutdown -r now doesn't count for rebooting in modern ubuntu. #leSigh.
It thought i hadn't rebooted in over a year, as i didn't use a GUI button, or an actual power button to reboot. see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runlevel

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