My daughter: huh. it's really weird that there's a Mother's Day and not a Father's Day
My wife: uh. there is. you... just have 3 moms so you've never celebrated it.
My daughter: WAIT WHAT
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@bitofabother@swingset.social
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So anyway I'm dressed up as a slutty bar maid
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tfw someone at the punk show thinks they're older than you, but actually, they are _BASICALLY HALF YOUR AGE_
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Musician signing off with "happy birthday America, get well soon" really uh, sums up the vibe
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My sibling's been visiting and sorry to be so giddy about it but I don't know that I've genuinely smiled this much in ages
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To be clear a young trans lesbian stuttering out ma'am to refer to my wife and I is classified right up there with a different set of younger friends calling us both MILFs in terms of affirming living this long
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This was Radiant Star BTW, which I enjoyed! Leckie is always a blast
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Hmm I did not do a good job with the bleach and tone
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@Talen_Lee@kind.social season one is better than it has any right to be, they realized leaned into camp from a place of love on the part of the cast/crew and it Works more often than not
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Roadkill (bones, no gore)
@geeksam@ruby.social ahahahahahah parenting, fantastic
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