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Marcella Francesca :verified:

@bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
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I’m a programmer and IT architect. I’m also a songwriter and a singer playing bass. 61-year-old Hungarian-Dutch paprika. Been there, Done it.

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Joined September 24, 2025
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https://marcellafrancesca.bandcamp.com/album/2026
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2w ago
As a European, I can sometimes access American pharmacy websites, but they’re usually geo-blocked. However, if I do manage to get round the geo-block, I can see the prices Americans have to pay for their medicines. And holy phfuc! American citizens are really being ripped off, aren’t they? Lovely, isn’t it, that it all goes to the state and the rich folk’s pockets. Right? Anyway, you chose it yourself, or you didn’t do anything to prevent it. So I suppose it’s all right then.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago

Barge carrying humpback whale Timmy reaches the North Sea: “He can seek his freedom”.

The barge carrying the whale that became stranded in Germany two months ago has reached the North Sea. A maritime tracking website shows that the floating aquarium passed the northernmost tip of Denmark last night.

--Humans can be great if they want to.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago

Dutch government launches self-hosted alternative to GitHub.

The Dutch government has launched code.overheid.nl. This is a dedicated platform for publishing open-source software, hosted by the government itself. This move marks a departure from GitHub and GitLab. According to the government, this decision was made in response to the growing need for digital sovereignty.

--Bye, bye Microslop...

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar plans to nominate the “Queen of Chess,” Judit Polgár, as the country’s president. In a Facebook post, he writes that he will meet with her on Monday and ask her to serve in the office until a new constitution is adopted.

--Trump must be so bummed. He lost his Nazi supporters, and now a woman is in power! It’s just a ceremonial role, but we won’t tell him that. Hah… He should’ve gone to school. Loser.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

JD Vance on his conversion to Catholicism: God is great, but the Church is greater—and Usha even more so.

--There sure are a lot of confused Nazis in America...

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

Norwegian residential neighborhood goes up in flames.

The fire broke out yesterday afternoon around 3:30 p.m. It started in a townhouse and, due to the dry and warm weather, quickly spread to nearby buildings. Due in part to the dense development, the dry vegetation, and the shifting wind direction, the fire was difficult to control. More than a hundred homes were destroyed in the blaze.

--mmw: Russia is going to impose polution tariffs too...

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

RE: @Ask_aubry@mas.to

W.t.f.

Like

“Please put hygiene products in the bin.”

Was too hard to come up with without ChatGPT?

mas.to
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@randahl@mastodon.social or the powerlines of the factory needs a visit from some ole lads that were good at explosives in more turbulent times of Irish history...
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago
It’s going to be scorching hot in the Netherlands. A high of 35 degrees Celsius. Out of the wind and in direct sun, it’ll quickly hit 38 degrees Celsius, and on my south-facing balcony, it’ll definitely reach 40 degrees. Who needs a sunny vacation when you’re already burning up inside? Anyway, moo-moo, not me, office is calling...
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

A newly released hacking tool makes it possible to bypass Windows’ BitLocker encryption and gain access to stored data.

The proof-of-concept code has been publicly released on GitHub. The anonymous security researcher, Nightmare-Eclipse, who discovered the zero-day vulnerability, also provides detailed technical information on how to exploit this security flaw in Windows’ disk encryption. Furthermore, the hacker claims that it appears to be a deliberate backdoor in Windows.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

The negative press coverage about Argentina and racist remarks by fans are piling up. The Argentines have lost on two counts: in soccer and in human dignity.

--Oh, yeah, three! That politically motivated little thing about the Falklands. You can shove that up your ass, too.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

Since 1970, the level of CO2 in the air has risen from 336 ppm to 428 ppm. Over 56 years, that’s an increase of 92 ppm—or 1.64 ppm per year compared to the previous year. At 1,000 ppm, reduced cognitive performance, drowsiness, headaches, and difficulty concentrating begin to occur. If we extrapolate linearly, in 348 years you won’t be able to breathe properly anymore, and in just 104 years, you’ll start to feel like it’s just as stuffy outside as in a poorly ventilated room.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

Wishful thinking.

Trump had predicted beforehand that Xi would greet him with a “big, fat hug”.

--Nobody wants to give Trump a "big, fat hug"... Ew.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

Alligator Alcatraz, the brainchild of Florida’s Republican governor, Ron DeSantis, has cost nearly $1 billion since it opened last July and is now being closed.

--Perhaps they could throw DeSantis to the alligators as the final act in this inhumane project...

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

Today it's one year I didn't order anything online.
I went to the shops. I like shopping.

Except shopping for pizza.
It makes your car stink.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mlanger Overly abstract thinking. It’s true that ‘we’ aren’t capable of solving all of humanity’s problems. Around 300 million people receive food and medicine from the WPF. That’s about the population of the US (assuming the other 60 million can feed themselves). That we’re not solving it; yes, there are another 300 million or so people who aren’t receiving aid. You might feel angry about that last group, but then I say, Hey, we’re working on it, get out of that chair and give it a go.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago

Future wars will be fought over clean air and clean water.

--Combating crimes against humanity with crimes against humanity. The eternal paradox.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@harld Het zijn wel telkens dezelfde Neo Nazi Hoolies die je ziet. Vergeet niet dat de Nederlandse overheid en de staatsomroep graag rechts is.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Maybe they should just call that pool guy who keeps all those pools in half of Los Angeles looking nice and blue. Oh, wait, no—they’ve all been sent to a detention center. And so the brain drain goes on and on until no one knows anything anymore...
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

May old greedy bastards die hard...

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@endeavorance ugdmnms = Use Gawdamn Metric System.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kkarhan Obvious the only way to learn...
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@rbreich At companies like that, I get a nasty feeling in my stomach whenever an HR person starts talking about career planning and career guidance. What method do they use, then? Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am? Big American companies aren’t worth my time. Loyalty only goes so far.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Somebody give that rascist idiot a black eye...
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

Albedo is the portion of incoming sunlight that a surface or planet reflects back to where it came from. A high albedo—whether caused by white roofs or ice-covered seas—keeps things cool.
But here we are, rushing in with our roofs and fields full of solar panels—which actually require a low albedo and thus contribute to the warming of the Earth’s surface. The irony is, you can’t paint them white because then they won’t work anymore.

--The Albedo paradox...

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

I always lick my fingers before playing bass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPqDIN4zWOI

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

The European Commission is imposing a fine of 550 million euros on the Chinese online retailer AliExpress because the company is not doing enough to prevent the sale of illegal products. The maximum fine the European Commission can impose is 6 percent of annual revenue, which means the fine could have been as high as nearly 8 billion euros.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago
Zionism is ripe for the “dustbin of history,” according to Holocaust scholar Omer Bartov. In his view, the homeland of Israeli Holocaust scholar Omer Bartov is rapidly turning into an “autocratic apartheid state.” He also believes that even moderate circles in Israel are “complicit in the genocide in Gaza.”
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

There are better song festivals in Europe where I'm not constantly annoyed by the high level of propaganda...

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

Operation “Sledgehammer”...

So who are you going to destroy, you orange fatso? Yourself?

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

Fruitful or scorched earth?

The accounts of the talks provided by the Chinese and US governments differ considerably, suggesting that although some minor trade successes have been ‘achieved’, the two countries remain miles apart when it comes to their respective political positions. It remains to be seen whether this state visit can truly be described as leading to more fruitful cooperation between the two countries. It certainly won’t be easy.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

Two Wildberries distribution centers in Russia were bombed by Ukrainian drones.

According to Ukrainian intelligence, Wildberries—A Russian EBay founded at the beginning of this century and hugely popular in Russia, its vassal states, and former satellite states—transports military goods and supplies the Russian army with components for drones and electronic warfare. This makes it a legitimate military target. Seven civilians were killed and 48 were injured.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Whot? Silent disco?
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

As well as women’s blouses and trousers with buttons and zips on the 'wrong side', I find the socket policy just as ridiculous. The fire-hazardous creativity lies in achieving the goal.

--Until the lights go out, either because a fuse has blown or because a zip won’t open...

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social For the dutch part it's mostly 6 weeks. But I can’t help but laugh a little at how little people know about Europe. Beyond taking a vacation in Europe—which really just means Paris for perfume, Belgium for chocolate, Germany for beer festivals, and the Netherlands for tulips and windmills—Americans generally know nothing about Europe, let alone care about it. And yet here we are, complaining about soccer fans who don’t spend their entire lives in their boss’s bathroom.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Meh... A mobile brothel with no tractor to pull it... $5... max.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116484466627775971 Me too...
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2w ago
Palestinian UN delegation turned away by the Americans. This clearly indicates that, as far as the Americans are concerned, the Palestinians have already been wiped out.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

¡Olé!

Spain is the world champion. Although vilified and politically attacked by Trump and Argentine dignitaries in the media, the players paid no heed to the political polarization, and the Spanish team swept the Argentines off the field with a 1-0 victory.

--And now I’m looking for my boy in the celebrating crowd. Come on, I want to go home, be romantic, and sleep!

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Jeez... Never taught that was the real reason that these bunch of ole socks are murking around all day...
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Make sure to buy a pack of chewing gums for you are a paying customer, shoplift everything else, and burn shop owners car when leaving the parking...
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@thomasfuchs Google is around 28 years, and they never deviated from their business model. Ads, ads and ads, and selling your personal data, whilst you supply the entertainment that is of course sold again.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago
One person has been killed and several others injured at the Pride parade in Berlin following a terrorist attack where a van was driven into the crowd. A massive manhunt is underway for two suspected terrorists.
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

Fifty years ago, the Americans landed the first Mars lander on Mars. I’m holding my breath as that moron Musk gets himself crowned Emperor Madcap of Mars. That is, if he manages to be the first to pollute the Red Planet. No doubt that will lead to a planetary war and other “fun” activities around the Christmas tree.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

The result of a synchrotron scanner, a machine that sends X-rays through tissue, a clitoris, using radiation energy of approximately 2.5 gray, travelling through a 150-metre-long tunnel to a detector. Judith Huirne, professor of gynaecology at Amsterdam UMC, produced the first scan showing exactly how the nerves in the organ run and how they branch out; “The neuroanatomy is truly beautiful, and no, the clitoris is not just a small penis.”

#amsterdamumc #gynaecology #judithhuirne

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

The Netherlands will soon stop allowing products from Israeli settlements in the West Bank. Europe is still not unanimously convinced. But even if the ban is implemented, it will be difficult to identify an orange as a settlement product.

--Meh, Full block on all Made in Israel products.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 2mo ago

Leiden, the Netherlands, is older than previously thought.

The discovery of wooden foundation piles—from which a large tree was felled in the year 650—shows that Leiden is older than previously thought. Leiden is believed to have been founded in the 12th century. Because the Rhine River regularly changed its course, it is suspected that Leiden was flooded between the years 650 and 1200 and was rebuilt in the 12th century.

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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@2Bfair@infosec.exchange @randahl@mastodon.social *asinine ... blah?
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Marcella Francesca :verified: @bitchboss@marcella.masto.host
· 4mo ago

If you were to become a bassist(a) what would you choose if you didn't know anything about it ?

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