i tipped my hat to a goose and said Qapla' and it hissed at me it was awesome
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mastodon 4.7.2femme-shaped, solarpunk sophont. touches computers, writes poetry, does math, is pun. i'm scared of people and socialising, but I'm still doing it.
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i wrote some poetry for plural pride day last week. it's like an origin story for my plurality and an attempt to describe the inner mind space that we have.
https://words.passerine.gay/inner-space
disclaimer that all systems are valid, ours is just traumagenic, so that's what we wrote about
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lewd, food
i need someone to toss me like a pizza and stuff my crust
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@briellebouquet@lgbtqia.space There's an onsen sign on the bottom right, which suggests a new, terrifying possibility...
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food
It has to cool for 2 hours minimum, apparently, so I'll get back to y'all later for its tastiness.
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mh-
Where did all my motivation from yesterday go? I had plans to do things today, and now I just want to sleep :(
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yeah, I think I can manage this to do list
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I'm not sure where it's going yet, but I'm happy with this bit
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had an invasive thought when trying to message a person on a dating app. i decided against it, but thought it should be posted somewhere?
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*furiously runs around mind palace looking for "questions to ask strangers"*
uhhh, if you were a vegetable, which would you be and why? 🤦♀️
i'd be a tomato because because weird people keep calling me a fruit. or white asparagus because i also don't want to be in the sun?
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some absolute trickster put this up in our clinic's waiting room
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we had a brownout today and it fried my server's power supply :(
and tomorrow is a holiday for some reason, so i have to wait until tuesday to get it fixed :(
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i opened grindr accidentally and now i'm getting a deluge of messages.
i don't know what's worse: all the horny folks messaging consentless kink interactions, or that it's actually doing it for me? it's been a while 🥺
(i'm not actually going to do something unwise or reward their behaviour. but it's putting me in a State and i'm conflicted.)
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ugh i missed the low-hanging fruit that pingu's pronouns are noot/noot
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