bash.org #4226
Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass
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bash.org #192531
So I discovered that half my students are failing because they just read bash.org every day in class.
How'd you determine that?
One of them *accidentally* e-mailed me explaining how no one does anything in the class, dumbasses.
So if you're reading this, students, GET TO FUCKING WORK! MODULE 10!
So I discovered that half my students are failing because they just read bash.org every day in class.
How'd you determine that?
One of them *accidentally* e-mailed me explaining how no one does anything in the class, dumbasses.
So if you're reading this, students, GET TO FUCKING WORK! MODULE 10!
bash.org #47327
HAHAHA. My Dad just told me that once when he was in school he took a blank tape, recorded someone screaming about 30 minutes into it, and put it in a tape player and pressed Play right before the end of class. Then he left it there so during the next class, they suddenly hear a loud scream in the middle of class from this damn tape player.
HAHAHA. My Dad just told me that once when he was in school he took a blank tape, recorded someone screaming about 30 minutes into it, and put it in a tape player and pressed Play right before the end of class. Then he left it there so during the next class, they suddenly hear a loud scream in the middle of class from this damn tape player.
bash.org #55566
Session Start: Thu Dec 12 21:34:30 2002
23:56:55
3 more mins !! :D
till what?
i can drive on my own
00:00:01
!!!!
you're free!
<-- officialy a driver !! :D
Session Start: Sat Dec 14 19:38:29 2002
i had a little disagreement with cement pilar while looking for a place to park my car :/
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bash.org #15785
i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer
bash.org #645382
your code was so bad it crashed pastebin
bash.org #775926
CeePlusPlusKid: so I saw the most AMAZING thing today
CeePlusPlusKid: I was stopped at a stoplight, and heard hardcore gangster rap blasting next to me.
CeePlusPlusKid: I turned to look expecting it to be some teenagers, or maybe an older black guy.
CeePlusPlusKid: It was two 70 year old white guys bobbin their heads in a buick.
CeePlusPlusKid: so I saw the most AMAZING thing today
CeePlusPlusKid: I was stopped at a stoplight, and heard hardcore gangster rap blasting next to me.
CeePlusPlusKid: I turned to look expecting it to be some teenagers, or maybe an older black guy.
CeePlusPlusKid: It was two 70 year old white guys bobbin their heads in a buick.
bash.org #21184
: I made the mistake of sending my husband to the store. He bought a case of Froot Loops. Fourteen boxes. I don't hate Froot Loops now, but I think I will 14 boxes from now.
bash.org #950581
< Ergo^> Six Stages of Debugging
< Ergo^> 1. That can't happen.
< Ergo^> 2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
< Ergo^> 3. That shouldn't happen.
< Ergo^> 4. Why does that happen?
< Ergo^> 5. Oh, I see.
< Ergo^> 6. How did that ever work?
< MatthewWilkes> 7. svn blame
< miniwark> 8. one day we will write tests
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bash.org #62244
(Klynx) Are you sure you're running linux, Oliverglass? is there a start menu on the bottom left of your screen? ;)
(Oliverglass) Klynx: yeah why?
(One-) Oliverglass: what desktop environment?
(Oliverglass) One-: What do you mean
(Oliverglass) uh
(subgeek) Gnome?
(ke1th) GNOME?
(Oliverglass) XP or something
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bash.org #8673
i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi
i felt bad for it
bash.org #623768
MrLauritson: I have concluded that M$ are a bunch of dirty bastards.
Kestral: Why's that?
MrLauritson: Basically I was talking to one of my female friends on MSN this morning.
MrLauritson: And she said "Well, it's Sunday so I'm going to go have a bath before starting one of those wonderful essays which I love writing so much xD"
MrLauritson: Literally JUST as she says that, I get a message at the top of the screen telling me that we both have webcams and can have a video conversation o.O
bash.org #835080
hi
I've windows 98 installed on my computer
ok
now i have a problem
you repeat yourself dude
bash.org #77489
for an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it's twice as big as it needs to be
for a programmer it has too few interfaces?
for a programmer it's a Basic Input Output System (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen
bash.org #722585
Okay, I'm taking a survey, want to be in it?
sure
Here's the question: How stupid are you?
what do u mean
Thanks for your input.
bash.org #239720
well peace out fuckers
im done with soa
email me if u want to talk, odoyle has the address.
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heh
he'll be back
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god damn autojoin
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bash.org #699602
Mike: i downloaded a virus to test my current virus protector. guess what, it failed the test