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Stanislas 
@angristan@mstdn.io
mastodon 4.7.3tired of computers 
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Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt https://tris.sherliker.net/blog/obfuscated-self-evaluating-bash-script-by-cdn-akamai-being-supplied-to-consumers-via-retail-stores/
Worst timing possibly ever to build a NAS
Every layer of review makes you 10x slower https://apenwarr.ca/log/20260316
How to Rack 30 Petabytes of Storage https://si.inc/posts/the-heap/
thanks ZFS ☺️
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i feel a bit uneasy that cachy has it own repos, makes sense but I can't trust them as much as arch or any mainstream distro, supply chain attacks are so dangerous
A new chapter for the Nix language, courtesy of WebAssembly https://determinate.systems/blog/builtins-wasm/
Mutate your locked state inside a closure https://rednafi.com/go/mutex-closure/
How will OpenAI compete? https://www.ben-evans.com/benedictevans/2026/2/19/how-will-openai-compete-nkg2x
Video Conferencing with Postgres https://planetscale.com/blog/video-conferencing-with-postgres
Trouble will find you: How Cloudflare uses ClickHouse to scale analytics at quadrillion-row scale https://clickhouse.com/blog/cloudflare
M5 Pro and M5 Max are surprisingly big departures from older Apple Silicon https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/m5-pro-and-m5-max-are-surprisingly-big-departures-from-older-apple-silicon/
Crawling a billion web pages in just over 24 hours https://andrewkchan.dev/posts/crawler.html
Google quantum-proofs HTTPS by squeezing 2.5kB of data into 64-byte space https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/02/google-is-using-clever-math-to-quantum-proof-https-certificates/
How we reduced the size of our Agent Go binaries by up to 77% https://www.datadoghq.com/blog/engineering/agent-go-binaries/
Feels good to be able to use netclode as infrastructure and build on top of it.
Dependency PRs on my project now trigger ephemeral sandbox sessions where netclode will review the diffs and inspect if code paths of the project are impacted by the bump, run checks etc, including for transitive dependencies.
Doesn't mean that it will catch everything, but most of the dependency bumps are basically no-op and it's tiring to review 50 dependabot PRs every monday. Now I have a little help ☺️
how is this still not fixed 😐 https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/issues/4486
AMD's Ryzen 9 9950X3D2 Dual Edition crams 208MB of cache into a single chip https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/amds-ryzen-9-9950x3d2-dual-edition-crams-208mb-of-cache-into-a-single-chip/?comments-page=1#comments
How GitHub uses eBPF to improve deployment safety https://github.blog/engineering/infrastructure/how-github-uses-ebpf-to-improve-deployment-safety/