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"First things first: the party when he dies is gonna be so lit. There is going to be dancing in the streets and at least two days of de facto national holiday. And not just in the US, but all over the world, folks are gonna party hard. It's gonna be so much fun.

I think it would behoove us, with some warning in hand, to prepare ourselves for said party. It's likely phone networks will be swamped and overwhelmed: do you and your friends have a meeting spot in the neighborhood where y'all can gather when it happens? If you want booze or other drugs, do you have them ready to go in amounts enough to share? Maybe there's a business district or main street where you might be able to make artistic improvements or acquire steeply discounted materials? What would become possible in the moment of total joy, pleasure and rupture?"

I wrote about the Trump death rumors and taking seriously what we might do when he does, finally, become mulch

https://www.cawshinythings.com/when-a-dictator-dies/

The time to "fight oligarchy" was the last 30 years, as a large part of the oligarchy is being left out in the cold by the Trump admin's extreme narrowing of priorities and constituents. AOC and Bernie actually represent the reinstating of a broad oligarchy rather than the narrow one MAGA represents. This slogan recasts recent history and defers attention and energy from the actual slogan and concept, "fight fascism".

Feel like this is a much safer account for posting yearning because there just aren't that many of you here and almost none of the ppl im likely to be yearning for, or the ppl who might get the wrong idea that I'm yearning for them, which would be worse honestly, are either.

But then, where's the fun in that?

I watched Bugonia, and friends, I hated it so much

"This reflection is the final generosity I am going to offer Lanthimos and his new film Bugonia, a confused mess that, though it holds within that confusion the seeds of a more interesting film, lands in the end a piece of misanthropic fascist propaganda, a hearty dose of Trumpism for the art house set. It is, however, worth talking about, at least as an illuminating symptom of how a certain kind of liberal artist and their cultural production will serve the American Reich."

https://www.cawshinythings.com/cinematic-collaborators/

As you may or may not know, my book, The Extended Universe: How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World has entered pre-order! You can order it through my Bookshop store here or anywhere else pre-orders are sold, although going to your local bookshop or library and requesting it would make a huge difference!

It will be out April 14th, 2026, and assuming there's still an economy/we're not engaged in open revolution or civil war, I'll hopefully see some of yall on book tour!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/talking-to-my-friends/

CAW officially launches tomorrow!! So excited for our murder to take flight. We've got so much cool shit in store: movie screenings, book clubs, writing workshops, community hang outs, distros, and of course all the podcasts, writing and other creative projects we already work on!

Did you ever want a writing workshop with carla bergman and Dani Burlison? How about a reading group with Shuli Branson? Or to watch a weird historical movie about anarchist struggle with me and a bunch of friends? You'll have to join CAW! $5/month (we're working on pay what you want, currently just a tech problem w/ platform)

Our advice column, zine and sticker distro, and podcasts will always be free, but the more subscribers the more we'll be able to focus on CAW! We're all hustling gigs and scraping by as is, we're hoping collectivizing can empower us while building real relationships beyond the bounds of the page

So if all that sounds nice, or if you just want a treasure trove of radical art, culture, writing and analysis, sign up now!!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

I'm so excited for this one: Nitrate Fires, my weekly film review column, and monthly radical film screenings! Members of CAW can come hang out and watch rare, weird, radical, obscure, or just my favorite movies once a month! Yes, wow, LFG!

if you join in May, we'll be doing a radical US labor history double feature, with Finally Got the News, about the League of Revolutionary Black Workers, and Matewan, the John Sayles drama about the West Virginia Coal Wars

And in June, Pride Was A Riot, with the super cool and hard to see Maggots and Men, a 2009 all-trans reenactment of the Krondstadt uprising (no, there could not possibly be a movie more attuned to my special interests, why do you ask), as well as a surprise gay af anti-colonial horror

As part of my screenings I also like to make playlists of obscure trailers, weird drive-in theater bumpers, and other bizarre marginalia. In other words, it's a whole fucking thing, once a month, with me, on top of all the incredible writing, podcasting, art and shiny things of CAW

https://www.cawshinythings.com/nitrate-fires-and-community-radical-movie-screenings/

Really really proud of this conversation I had with Bea from @deathpanel_@bird.makeup and excited to share it with everyone, especially as my claims about the Trump admins fecklessness and unpopularity seem to be proving more and more obvious in real time https://www.patreon.com/posts/127684119

We launched our CAW Discord server! Murder members can join today! The server will be the place you'll get access to loads of future projects, including our movie nights, book clubs, writing workshops, and, well, all the shiny things we can find!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/caw-community-server/

Sorry but like, where can you even get access to a moderated writing workshop with two absolute superstars like Dani and carla for $5, nevermind that just being one thing on top of everything else you get from CAW! https://www.cawshinythings.com/summer-solstice-writing-circle-with-caw/

@HeckinChonker@mastodon.social i don't think they are genuinely anti capitalist in their intentions and they are saying slogans that build support but don't represent actual policy proposals or desires. I think they lie too, in short

@johnbrowntypewriter@ni.hil.ist I liked The Favourite, Killing of a Sacred Deer and Dogtooth quite a bit. Ive more or less liked the others ive seen, this is the first one that ive had a strong negative reaction to

@cthon1c@kolektiva.social 🥰🥰🥰