I’m the fucking fix-it fairy at work.
Andrew Prillaman
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Fascists are bad.
So Forsyth Count, GA has two commissioner seats up for election.
One of the Republican incumbents is facing a primary challenge and it's the most terminally online thing that I have ever witnessed.
The main challenger is a Substacking, 9/11 truther, MAGA, conspiracy theorist.
The incumbent is a pretty boring "don't fuck with the money" Republican who is well connected in the local Republican establishment.
They are sniping at each other on facebook. Posting across a few dozen locally focused facebook groups. They are both posting screenshots of their comments and replies (from facebook) so everyone can see their mic drops.
Also, everyone is making AI slop images to go with their posts.
It's so cringe.
yooooooooooo checkdisk actually fucking did itttttt.
There are days where it feels like my job is just to tell someone "please stop hitting yourself and do this the standard, easy way".
Asking copilot/chatgpt/etc is just becoming the business equivalent of doing augury for every single decision.
Every time some dipshit calls themself a "Heritage American" I get the mental image of the most over the top thanksgiving dad obsessing over the heritage breed turkey they are about drop in a deep fryer.
Engagement farming on facebook is so profitable that folks in Pakistan post anti-immigrant AI slop monetizing white western ragegagement.
Everytime I tried the link I got an ad that redirected me to a page claiming my iPhone had been compromised by 30 viruses.
Love describing my medical history to my new primary care doc and he goes "Okay, we are testing you for lupus".
https://www.reuters.com/world/trump-fires-pam-bondi-us-attorney-general-cnn-fox-2026-04-02/
I cackled so loudly when I read this on my back porch.
The executive office of the president has registered two new domains.
live.gov and launch.gov
More dumbshit incoming.
I think it's a universal law that any company that exclusively sells software through a sales team (while having no fully automated self on boarding process) will sell licenses/SKUs of the software that have no relationship to the actual structure of the software or the features that can be toggled on and off for a customer.