RE: @lina19942810@mastodon.social
Can you help me with this math? If I send $10 and you send $10… 🤔
musician
anti-capitalist
nature boy
RE: @lina19942810@mastodon.social
Can you help me with this math? If I send $10 and you send $10… 🤔
Here’s $10 toward that reasonable goal.
RE: @helynbasil@kolektiva.social
Maybe you can’t give today but can you find someone who can? 🕵️
my cough is not “unproductive” she’s doing self care
“heh”: that wasn’t actually funny
“heh heh”: that was mildly amusing
“heh heh heh”: I am plotting evil
I’m looking for a trad wife
Sorry, I meant tread wife: one who will step on me
Rebuilding begins with our donations. 🧱
in the rule of thumb, the hitchhiker is king
🎶and don’t it always seem to go
before you say “fum” you say “fee fi fo”
climb up a vine
bring me my harp and ox
a cover band with even fewer members called “Lo-cal H”
🎵on the stage with my eels
that’s where I belong, down at the
I put a dab of PB Blaster on each wrist and behind my ears just for you
🎵That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah
In America when you get your driver’s license photo taken the photographer says “government cheese!”
if you like something for purely aesthetic reasons but you want it to seem deeper just say “it’s personal…”
they should invent a volleyball that looks exactly like a bowling ball to terrify and lose you friends on the beach
the quickest way to a man’s heart is through Mortal Combat
I’m tapped out until next Friday but maybe you or your followers can pick up the slack? 🪢