✠Panzer-Tan✠

wearing a bodycam so I can overanalyze every social interaction I have groyper

call me yankee doodle
the way I went to town
riding her like a pony
stuck my dick inside of her
and made it sound like macaroni

how it feels being forced to cook steaks to shoeleather since your parents are retards who like their steaks well done

CHINESE MINI GOOBER E-BIKE AT THE PAWN SHOP HIGHLY CONTEMPLATING BUYING IT BUT FINDING REVIEWS FOR IT IS A FUCK, FOUND WHAT LOOKS LIKE THE OEM AND LOOKING AT REVIEWS OF THAT I JUST DON'T WANT A LITHIUM FIRE IN MY GARAGE BROTHER HH

ARE 🫵YOU🫵 FROM :confederate_battle_flag:DIXIE:confederate_battle_flag: ❓

police bodycam footage of some autistic guy wearing a shirt with all his Original Characters printed on it screaming slurs in public then crying when he finally gets arrested

Feliz Jueves!

my pee is stored in my balls her pee is stored in my tummy

HEY LIBTARD! IF SOMEONE HAS TOUCHED YOU IN A PLACE OR IN A WAY THAT MADE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, TELL AN ADULT YOU TRUST RIGHT AWAY, LIBTARD! SOMEONE LIKE A PARENT, A TEACHER, A COUNCILLOR, A MINISTER OR RABBI, LIBTARD!

how do you guys pronounce Hormuz?

Saying "goyim" to people like how John Wayne says "pilgrim"

HOLD ME NOW, I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKIN' "MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN"

Sierra's got her bitty b-cup tits, her best friend Naomi's got big bazonkas and her other friend Midge's flat as a board

who would win in a streetfight?

this is like the second "Asuna we have at home" out there, blonde girls with big boobs and golden retriever personalities are so hot right now

Happy Canada Day!

me every time I see a deer outside even though I've probably seen thousands by now:
:nokotan_peace:

A Charcutier board is when you fuck an anthro shark girl while on a surfboard.