True lazy doesn’t happen until you retire. Then sloth becomes an art form.
#Funny #Humor #Humour #Retirement
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PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social
mastodon 4.7.2Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah
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I’m elderly. My primary care physician is a gerontologist. If she ever asked me to take a cognitive exam, I’d have a heart attack.
If I were asked to take a cognitive exam three times, I would know that the doctor was monitoring the severity & rate of my mental decline.
I’d notify my family immediately; I’d get my affairs in order.
Then I’d invade Venezuela, threaten Greenland, Cuba, Columbia, Mexico, Iran, Canada, Panama, Nigeria, Syria & Nicaragua. I’d weaponize ICE, & no one would stop me.
GENERAL STRIKE
FRIDAY, JANUARY 23, 2026
MINNEAPOLIS DAY OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM
I’ll be striking in Salt Lake City on Friday, January 23, 2026
On the day of the GENERAL STRIKE, I am a Minnesotan.
#ICE #Trump #GeneralStrike #Minneapolis #Minnesota
It wasn’t me.
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@cindyweinstein@mastodon.world @usluck@channels.im I want to see my cause of death. I hope it was donuts.
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@atomicpoet@mastodon.social Thank you! Just migrated from mastodon.lol, and feeling a little shaky. Thank you for being so welcoming!
@alessandro@mstdn.ca @LoganFive@beige.party 70% is the lowest passing grade. On the plus side, they’re closer to passing than utter catastrophe. Every right answer is its own special triumph.
@jalefkowit@vmst.io If Vance is elected in 2028, I want a lobotomy.