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@MajorCannabisGrouch@mastodon.social

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Formerly from stoners.social 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱
#cannabis #veteran 🇺🇸 💙 ♿️
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Joined March 11, 2023

Females or paws 🐾:

Paws 🐾

Humor in any form that makes you laugh is good for moral:

The only thing that keeps my sanity intact, no matter how dark it may get!😌

Raised in the 70's on Seasame Street and my favorite is Grover, but Major Cannabis Grover doesn't really work very well😕:

Captain Kangaroo, SCTV, SNL, 🧼, Taxi and many more 📺 shows. 🏒

#MajorCannabisGrouch @MajorCannabisGrouch@mastodon.social

· 43mo ago

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@JamesBoag@mastodon.scot I'm betting you're the same guy that started the "Be kind, Rewind!" slogan that caused every video store to start charge me for not rewinding one of those crappy VHS tapes? You owe me $12.00 from 1991, and with inflation that comes to $86.86, and no, I do not take checks🤪

#MajorCannabisGrouch @MajorCannabisGrouch@mastodon.social

· 43mo ago

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@JamesBoag@mastodon.scot Sure, please just swipe your credit card between your butt cheeks until you hear a beep that will confirm your payment. Thank you very much, and come again soon. Have a great day 😛😜🤪