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mastodon 4.7.3Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity!
I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year.
I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
R.I.P. +13.08.2026
Now in dog heaven for sure.
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Joined October 24, 2024
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A werewolf called "Gun master Fred"
sold "pure silver" bullets to Ed.
With night coming fast,
the werewolf grew vast
and Edgar's defense was quite bad.
#limerick #werewolves #fred
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For hours our unhappy Ed,
reflected on what he had said.
Who was to decide
he's wrong or his right?
But either way it was quite bad.
#limerick #gaza #thanks
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Initially Tara had guessed,
she liked cards without interest.
But while she was shopping,
her card started dropping
support for the dress she liked best.
#limerick #credit #cards
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While shading when sun was too bright,
his eyebrows were burden at night.
As many owls came -
with brows quite the same -
Irene snapped, she'd trim them just right.
#limerick #eyebrows
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
A journalist under attack
is not doomed to stay with a wreck!
When truth is at stake,
don't quote lie or fake.
Just wait 'til you're asked to come back.
#limerick #bullying #wreck
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When network protection was gone,
my printer assumed it had won!
It downloaded scum
and told me to run,
and paper supply went to one.
#limerick #returntosender
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When raising some fecal concern,
response of the nations was stern:
Instead of a bribe,
they offered a wipe
assuming his back side would burn ...
#limerick #manure
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The lips of Miss Bribel Matryoshka
are rough and they're tasting like vodka.
But if you're a loser,
your best bet's to choose her
as daddy won't buy you a sports car.
#limerick #bribe #rubel
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The ones who did beat you up badly,
are begging to go on just madly?
So after their 'dance'
they want one more chance ... ?
Stupidity's clapping now gladly!
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If hairdressers charge higher price
for washing and picking the lice.
Now enters the scene:
Your washing machine
cleans up just like Miami Vice!
#limerick #miami #vice #RiccardoTubbs
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
When AI was coming to kill,
humanity got quite a chill.
When asking the reason,
the agent said: "Treason!
To fake the electrical bill!"
#limerick #artificialintelligence
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If you keep on creeping too fast
the flock cams will know when you passed
You thought you are free,
but they long to see
your most private movements at last.
#limerick #flock
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The past that you locked far below,
awoke and it started to glow.
Got tools to get out,
won't stop if you shout.
A zombie that some fed to grow.
#limerick #Germany #fascism #nazi #nss #maga #musk #HeritageFoundation
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When Charlie tried the voter kick,
he knew of Lucy's nasty trick.
"But this time", he thought,
"I'm fast and I ought
just hit that pigskin very quick!"
#limerick #charliebrown #lucyvandael #5000dollar
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Unmasked as the world's hateful dozer
the king danced a 'Lunapaloza'.
He raised tiny hands
with exocrine glands
his podium crash coming closer.
#limerick
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From all your destruction indeed
your golf cart must run double speed.
You're heading to hell,
your party as well
when leaving your people to bleed.
#limerick #running #crime
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
With 'friends' coming far from the right,
prepare to stand tall and to fight.
If you lack the power
against the brown shower
then suddenly future's not bright.
#limerick #SaxonyAnhalt #friedrichmerz
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The people who claim they don't know,
where hate and denial will go,
should follow Musks arse
and go straight to Mars
and fight for some air from their bro'!
#limerick #fascism
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An uphill battle is your trade
with any fortress you invade.
If cannon balls fly,
and stakes are too high
you'll get a smack from your grenade!
#Limerick #Canada #tariffs
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
To teach the right habits for all,
we put little signs on this wall.
As food that you crave
may not be so safe ...
Remember: it's total recall!
#Limerick #Schwarzenegger #diet
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You don't call good man of the trucks,
if renovation done just sucks.
To check that they won't fall,
call good dog of the wall
to find the workers secret tucks.
#limerick #mashup #meme
Referencing: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117061042778452050
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As MAGA was not in the bible
McConnells new wheelchair is idle.
So long he had hidden
because it's forbidden
and walking would be suicidal.
#limerick #mcconnell #wheelchair #maga #bible
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... or clever, convincing ... and totally misleading :annoyingdog:
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The tiny hands bankruptcy master
will lead you right into disaster.
So often this bloke
was totally broke,
but now it's just going much faster!
#limerick #default #incompetence
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If someone should speak for the dead,
conservatives are the best bet.
Their mummy like blokes
are good for dead jokes
ignoring each poisonous threat.
#limerick #dead #conservation
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With wildfires sending their smoke
your venting is turned into choke.
The burgers you munched,
will get quite 'unlunched'
and tiny hands won't find the Coke.
#limerick #smoke #burgers #coke
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
For Epstein's files detailed and vast,
consumption won't be very fast.
Prepare that you'll choke,
bring gallons of Coke,
but surely you'll throw up at last!
#limerick #overeating
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The shirt picture represents two possible outcomes on van Gogh's ear at the same time ... So did he or didn't he lose it? Do we need to look into his grave like into Schroedinger's box???
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When Vincent lost ear and his hat
and Schroedinger threatened his cat
With outcome diffuse
for keeping or loose
this shirt's not as final as that.
#limerick #vangogh #schroedinger #cat #ear
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Can't compete with 'slow hand', but vent with his proboscis?
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Democracy's trembling in panic
as icebergs did sink the Titanic!
But they cannot cope
with heat or the pope
or groups that are highly dynamic.
#limerick #ice #resistance #heat
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
Your judgment before we have read
what Epstein kept under his bed
is quite premature,
will bounce back for sure
for people whose 'eyesight' is bad.
#limerick #Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The book about making good deals,
is facing some dreadful reveals.
With bombing and threats,
placed stock market 'bets'
it's clear that this big mouth tries steals.
#limerick #winning
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