#limerick
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A werewolf called "Gun master Fred"
sold "pure silver" bullets to Ed.
With night coming fast,
the werewolf grew vast
and Edgar's defense was quite bad.
#limerick #werewolves #fred
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Initially Tara had guessed,
she liked cards without interest.
But while she was shopping,
her card started dropping
support for the dress she liked best.
#limerick #credit #cards
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While shading when sun was too bright,
his eyebrows were burden at night.
As many owls came -
with brows quite the same -
Irene snapped, she'd trim them just right.
#limerick #eyebrows
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When raising some fecal concern,
response of the nations was stern:
Instead of a bribe,
they offered a wipe
assuming his back side would burn ...
#limerick #manure
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When network protection was gone,
my printer assumed it had won!
It downloaded scum
and told me to run,
and paper supply went to one.
#limerick #returntosender
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A journalist under attack
is not doomed to stay with a wreck!
When truth is at stake,
don't quote lie or fake.
Just wait 'til you're asked to come back.
#limerick #bullying #wreck
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For hours our unhappy Ed,
reflected on what he had said.
Who was to decide
he's wrong or his right?
But either way it was quite bad.
#limerick #gaza #thanks
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The lips of Miss Bribel Matryoshka
are rough and they're tasting like vodka.
But if you're a loser,
your best bet's to choose her
as daddy won't buy you a sports car.
#limerick #bribe #rubel
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If hairdressers charge higher price
for washing and picking the lice.
Now enters the scene:
Your washing machine
cleans up just like Miami Vice!
#limerick #miami #vice #RiccardoTubbs
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When AI was coming to kill,
humanity got quite a chill.
When asking the reason,
the agent said: "Treason!
To fake the electrical bill!"
#limerick #artificialintelligence
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If you keep on creeping too fast
the flock cams will know when you passed
You thought you are free,
but they long to see
your most private movements at last.
#limerick #flock