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Joe Uchill
@JoeUchill@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Potential game show contestant. One time infosec reporter for Axios, The Hill and SC Media, founder of the Axios Codebook cybersecurity newsletter. CyberCyberCyber
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@j@social.ekis.me A lot of people in my 1st semester class had trouble responding to my teacher. the two things that helped were reading the slides without the teacher trying to teach them and finding someone one YouTube who was better at teaching.
No one seems that impressed when I escape a sandbox.
I'm going to start referring to people as "friend of the show."
I've never had a show.
If you can’t wait until you’ve made it off an airplane to try out your new chaos toy you aren’t old enough to own one.
Welcome to mastodon, new people. Here we block everyone.
If you missed it, I just solved ransomware at DEF CON. It's over. Done.
RE: @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
If you're curious how low a bar PhD level intelligence can be, slide into my DMs. I'm ABD and about six months out.
RE: @stilgherrian@eigenmagic.net
Bottom five Beatles song.
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@j@social.ekis.me with apologies, I’m on an airplane and missed the word blind in your post.
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@cannibal@infosec.exchange
I finished the script for the policy @ dc talk in this thread.
In testing, Twitter flagged this music review as objectionable content, but only with certain text in the tweet.
I included the same text tweeted separately to show it could be reproduced. .
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
If you work at a major cybersecurity company, I'll bet you've offered me USB swag in the past.
I did multiple rounds of Columbia House and BMG when I was in middle school. https://pitchfork.com/story/columbia-house-is-shutting-down/
One must imagine Sisyphus dunking.
@AlSweigart@mastodon.social I think it's attempting to graft a math and science sounding word onto an AI term to make the employees sound more the way they imagine themselves than they are.
I've worked as a writer for years. Being a prompt writer isn't a bad thing. Engineering implies design beyond linguistic meaning.