Living with niggers must be like a cosmic horror story, wherein you must share a space with these non-empathetic, violent creatures that wander the streets and will kill people for any or no reason, and you can't acknowledge it or try to stop them.
It's so bizarre that the people most prone to becoming lolcows are so insanely vocal, like Vaush and the horse thing. People need to be more like me and be degenerates quietly.
I realized that I was an adult when I got a membership card at my nearest grocery store because I shopped there the most often. "Coming of age" really isn't that dramatic.