Herodotus Machiavelli Livy

Here is an 8-Step stress management technique that works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one but you knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

8. See, you're smiling already.

@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange It is. It most definitely is.

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish.

@spaf@mstdn.social That's okay. I shoot back first.

@RevXenoFact I thought this had been (mostly) settled. He's a zombie-hell creature. The only debate I know of surrounds the question of if he is THE zombie-hell creature.

@jerzone I can tell my brother 'Bout the flowers in his eyes On the road to Shamballa. (Three Dog Night).

@RevXenoFact And I thought I was the only one who knew. Welcome aboard.