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Gobabu

@Gobabu@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
  • Open on mastodon.social
44 Followers
354 Following
40 Posts
Joined July 14, 2022
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 3w ago

I see...
Black cats are doom harbingers.
Good news: we have plenty and more wet food.
Bad news: I am the one with the tin opener.
Stalemat, cat.
#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@bikingAround @Khrys Rive gauche, ligne 12, beaux quartiers... Ce doit être entre Dunkerque et Bordeaux.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win @mariasy@gts.catbird.gay Most politics are corrupt *before* becoming politics. Terry Pratchett says in The Lost Continent: ''We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they're elected. Don't you?' 'Why?' 'It saves time.'
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@vivilounet@rivals.spacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSUndZO1DNs "Crrritch... C'est en Bretagne qu'on trouve les plus belles églises. (on remet une pièce, clic chrr ) Ce sont des églises BRETONNES." Les Nonnes Troppo (ensuite on chante 'le Crapaud à grande bouche')
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win Tweezers? Seems like feeding ants is like milking bees.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@temptoetiam Il est un peu raté le costume de Flagada... :blobcatcoffee:
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@_the_cloud @cstross Fhtagn until it's not too hot.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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RE: https://aus.social/@dgar/116309438896802930 @cstrosshttps://mastodon.social/@dgar@aus.social/116309439101923319 Doomed. We are doomed. Gubrus are everywhere. (uplift war)
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Dgar: "@Monsieur_Lepetit@toot.community no-one wants con…" - Aus.Social

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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@miko@piaille.fr Dans la série de bédés Le génie des alpages le berger n'a aucune autorité sur le troupeau. Le chien non plus. Même le bélier Romuald n'est pas respecté par ses brebis.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@bouletcorp2 CMOT Dibbler... Merde les saucisses sont appétissantes ! Alors qu'on sait ce dont elles sont composées (non).
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Kessler syndrome? Earth asteroid field? Defense against alien invasion?
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@David_Hollingworth@mastodon.social I knew! Pointy helmet not protection no more! Send some drongo with vegemite!
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@dgarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF2PGnZmXCI
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@Kingu@sakurajima.moe Roaches. You'll never get rid of them.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@futurebird It's four hours now. G'night Pica.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@grepfruit@mstdn.isometry.group Teeth mushrooms?
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@futzle @geoffl Does vegemite lathing works for pinecones? So far it's efficient for dropbears.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@futzle@old.mermaid.townhttps://www.newscientist.com/article/dn1387-falling-coconuts-study-scoops-ig-nobel-medicine-prize/
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@futurebird Rule one : Pica is innocent. Rule two : there is no rule two.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Don't forget Soul cake duck. https://wiki.lspace.org/Soul_Cake_Duck
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Soul Cake Duck - Discworld & Terry Pratchett Wiki

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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@dgar@aus.social Perfection. Still working on it.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@Malm@mathstodon.xyz @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de @Pepijn@mastodon.online Where do you think G. Lucas got ideas about stormtroopers riding Banthas ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4P09_GA230 (paywall)https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/09/05/brazil-military-police-water-buffalo-soldier-patrol-para/

On this Amazonian island, the police ride buffaloes on patrol

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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 25mo ago
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@alicemcalicepants@ohai.social @marcrr@ecoevo.social @EdCates@mastodon.social The bowl! The bowl is why the cat stayed inside. The cushion! The cushion is why the cat stayed inside. The door! The door is why the cat stayed inside. The door! The darned effing door! The door is why the cat keep going outside and coming inside!
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@hist_myth Niet? Les Grecs parlaient barbare aussi?
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@catsalad If your fingers are all here, it's not a cat.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win What part of this effing door you can't understand? Sorry Pica they're really dumb. As a doorknob. :blobaww:
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@hist_myth@mastodon.top Il y a un loup? Même pas un petit lion?
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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RE: https://mamot.fr/@Khrys/116433541248067596 @bikingAround @Khrys Un clin d'oeil : les bords de seine. Bon c'est des photos de vacances. Et il me semble qu'à Lyon vous avez un peu plus de rives gauches. Jusqu'à Confluence. https://mastodon.social/@Khrys@mamot.fr/116433541405231524 Gob :blobcatcoffee:
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Khrys: "Ils étaient trop mimis ceux sur le sable qui fais…" - Mamot - Le Mastodon de La Quadrature du Net

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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 25mo ago
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Sorry, the first draw mixed 'the cats', 'cats' and 'the cat'. The pen is mightier than the sword and the smartphone is smarter than the guy.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@alexwild@mastodon.online It's a cat. Not a regular cat, but definitely a cat. You can pet, but watch your fingers.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

- Knock knock
- Meow?
- It's me...
- Meow!
- I bring some smoked salmon as offerings. We will share as friends...
- Meow!
- Kay, bread sandwich for me...
- Meow.
#EvilBlackCat #SadlyNotCaturday

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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@vivilounet@rivals.space C'est ça lâchez les cochons et les poulets, on a des munitions. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VMCW9gVRijU
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@michael_w_busch@mastodon.online @futurebird@sauropods.win @mariasy@gts.catbird.gay It's a short list. @thejuicemedia@www.youtube.com
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@davidrevoy Who in the effing world shove cadavers and skeletons to the side of the door? :blobcatcoffee:
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@hist_myth@mastodon.top Bon ben s'il est à croquer, c'est normal de l'exposer aux bêtes sauvages. Encore que les bêtes sauvages, y'en a qui machouillent, d'autres grignottent... Le môme, il est à croquer ou à machouiller?
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@melvian@dragonchat.org Here be dragons means don't ever think of going there.
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@hist_myth@mastodon.top Désolé chuis en retard...
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Gobabu @Gobabu@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win Sadly not true https://www.youtube.com/user/thejuicemedia Down under you don't buy beer, you just borrow it.
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