I see...
Black cats are doom harbingers.
Good news: we have plenty and more wet food.
Bad news: I am the one with the tin opener.
Stalemat, cat.
#Caturday #EvilBlackCat
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Gobabu
@Gobabu@mastodon.social
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@bikingAround @Khrys
Rive gauche, ligne 12, beaux quartiers...
Ce doit être entre Dunkerque et Bordeaux.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win @mariasy@gts.catbird.gay
Most politics are corrupt *before* becoming politics.
Terry Pratchett says in The Lost Continent: ''We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they're elected. Don't you?' 'Why?' 'It saves time.'
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@vivilounet@rivals.spacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSUndZO1DNs
"Crrritch... C'est en Bretagne qu'on trouve les plus belles églises. (on remet une pièce, clic chrr ) Ce sont des églises BRETONNES."
Les Nonnes Troppo (ensuite on chante 'le Crapaud à grande bouche')
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@futurebird@sauropods.win
Tweezers? Seems like feeding ants is like milking bees.
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RE: https://aus.social/@dgar/116309438896802930
@cstrosshttps://mastodon.social/@dgar@aus.social/116309439101923319
Doomed. We are doomed. Gubrus are everywhere. (uplift war)
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@miko@piaille.fr
Dans la série de bédés Le génie des alpages le berger n'a aucune autorité sur le troupeau. Le chien non plus. Même le bélier Romuald n'est pas respecté par ses brebis.
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@bouletcorp2
CMOT Dibbler... Merde les saucisses sont appétissantes ! Alors qu'on sait ce dont elles sont composées (non).
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social
Kessler syndrome?
Earth asteroid field?
Defense against alien invasion?
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@David_Hollingworth@mastodon.social
I knew!
Pointy helmet not protection no more!
Send some drongo with vegemite!
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@cstross@wandering.shop
Don't forget Soul cake duck.
https://wiki.lspace.org/Soul_Cake_Duck
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@Malm@mathstodon.xyz @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de @Pepijn@mastodon.online
Where do you think G. Lucas got ideas about stormtroopers riding Banthas ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4P09_GA230
(paywall)https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/09/05/brazil-military-police-water-buffalo-soldier-patrol-para/
On this Amazonian island, the police ride buffaloes on patrol
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@alicemcalicepants@ohai.social @marcrr@ecoevo.social @EdCates@mastodon.social
The bowl! The bowl is why the cat stayed inside.
The cushion! The cushion is why the cat stayed inside.
The door! The door is why the cat stayed inside.
The door! The darned effing door! The door is why the cat keep going outside and coming inside!
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What part of this effing door you can't understand?
Sorry Pica they're really dumb. As a doorknob.

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@bikingAround @Khrys
Un clin d'oeil : les bords de seine. Bon c'est des photos de vacances.
Et il me semble qu'à Lyon vous avez un peu plus de rives gauches. Jusqu'à Confluence.
https://mastodon.social/@Khrys@mamot.fr/116433541405231524
Gob 
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Sorry, the first draw mixed 'the cats', 'cats' and 'the cat'.
The pen is mightier than the sword and the smartphone is smarter than the guy.
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@alexwild@mastodon.online
It's a cat. Not a regular cat, but definitely a cat.
You can pet, but watch your fingers.
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- Knock knock
- Meow?
- It's me...
- Meow!
- I bring some smoked salmon as offerings. We will share as friends...
- Meow!
- Kay, bread sandwich for me...
- Meow.
#EvilBlackCat #SadlyNotCaturday
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@vivilounet@rivals.space
C'est ça lâchez les cochons et les poulets, on a des munitions.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VMCW9gVRijU
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Who in the effing world shove cadavers and skeletons to the side of the door?

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@hist_myth@mastodon.top
Bon ben s'il est à croquer, c'est normal de l'exposer aux bêtes sauvages.
Encore que les bêtes sauvages, y'en a qui machouillent, d'autres grignottent...
Le môme, il est à croquer ou à machouiller?
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Sadly not true
https://www.youtube.com/user/thejuicemedia
Down under you don't buy beer, you just borrow it.
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