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Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!

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Joined March 25, 2023

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

· 1mo ago

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· 2mo ago

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· 5mo ago

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· 3mo ago

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· 2mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 2mo ago

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· 3mo ago

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· 2mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 3mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 5mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 6mo ago

That's why they abbreviate a Community of Practice as "CoP".

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· 5mo ago

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· 7mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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· 6mo ago

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

· 6mo ago

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

· 6mo ago

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· 7mo ago

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· 2mo ago

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· 5mo ago

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

· 6mo ago

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@dzwiedziu@mastodon.social @pizzacakecomic.com Updated the image info. Thanks!

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

· 2mo ago

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@EndicottAuthor@mastodon.social If that wasn't the intent, it's sure looking like the outcome. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/microsoft-ai-chief-gives-18-174741203.html

finance.yahoo.com

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