blåhaj and cupcake on their ωay to easterhegg Σ:3
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egg ωith mayo
because full moons dont exist, the only ωay to know the moon ωas as close to full as it gets is to ωait until gets less full.
so today i ωant to ωish everyone a happy late first full moon after spring equinox day, a holiday in the cupcake calendar i came up ωith all on my oωn, only to be told afterwards that i just reinvented easter, ωich is ωrong, because my holiday is independent of the seven day ωeek, ωich is fake.
0000111 meoω meoω 0000111 0000100
"sehr geehrte fahrgäste, unser zug ist außerplanmäßig zum halten gekommen, zur ursache können wir noch nichts sagen" #bahnansagen
constellations are shipping graphs for astrological polycules.
from braunschωeig hbf you can see a big fake seven segment display clock. its very shitty. like your fake seven segment display font should be (mostly) monospaced. ωtf is that kerning the segments move! theyre not supposed to do that! hoω do you fuck that up this is unacceptable
blåhaj tried to steal my pizza. ωhat do i do?