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Hi! I'm here to "spread awareness about jews an-" (fedi clobbers me with a brick)
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@trucku@nicecrew.digital - "Cruise is drunk posting again?"
@Rose@nicecrew.digital - "Cruise is the most underrated account on NCD"
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital - "You're the fuckin man"
@BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital - "this freak tried to trap the PIDGR fleet pigeons and rub them down with oil and teach them to fan him with giant palm leaves while he ate grapes but they kept dropping the palm leaves on his face because their beaks were so oily"
@matty@nicecrew.digital - "Shit got me loling irl"
Hi! I'm here to "spread awareness about jews an-" (fedi clobbers me with a brick)
Eggplant war vet and starter
PIDGR shareholder
@trucku@nicecrew.digital - "Cruise is drunk posting again?"
@Rose@nicecrew.digital - "Cruise is the most underrated account on NCD"
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital - "You're the fuckin man"
@BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital - "this freak tried to trap the PIDGR fleet pigeons and rub them down with oil and teach them to fan him with giant palm leaves while he ate grapes but they kept dropping the palm leaves on his face because their beaks were so oily"
@matty@nicecrew.digital - "Shit got me loling irl"
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Joined March 08, 2024
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I've heard that in the last decade testosterone been going up a little
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It's also the whole "If you think about the opposite sex I'll kill you" to "Where are my granchildren" switcharoo
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If Colleen did that to me I'd have a heart attack
Boosted by @coolboymew@shitposter.world
Wow look at that pokemon
Pennsylvania? That place where vampires live?
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Nigga you JUST posted about the consequences of bleaching
Judge Matty
You know it's bad when you're nostalgic even for bad years
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"fake moral preening" as though everyone is a pedophile and Matty's just faking moral disgust? 
I LOVE MY GRANDPARENTS 
At the grandparents' for dinner tonight
Grandma: "(Grandpa's name) are you listening to me?"
Grandpa: "No, why?"
Grandma: "(Grandpa's name) are you listening to me?"
Grandpa: "No, why?"
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I'm not even talking about a question, I'm talking about other posts you've made lol
Had a really nice evening walking around the neighborhood, made me think we all might make it
NuMbEr gO uP 
"We are farmers" state farm jingle but it's "We hate niggers"
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You guys made me think of frieren and poa.st everytime I'm at a costco
Harry Dresden ring camera vid but it's Johnny Fever instead
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Dude I gotta tell you I get a kick out of every time you're on my timeline because of your pfp, it looks like lightning mcqueen peeking from around the corner combined with your display name being Miata fucker 😆
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You didn't answer the question, are you arabic?
Nothing gets a boomer off more than the opportunity to humiliate a younger man
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ANTI INFLAMMATORY DIET IS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT INDIAN FOOD